After a long night of making love, the guy rolls over, as looking
around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the nightstand by the bed. Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly." she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling
away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she said.
"Well who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery."
