Qualifications For Rochard being Mr. X Nations:  
 
- A fondness for fun in the bedroom: I want excitement, I want it all. If your not willing to wear a coyboy hat or a motor oil, get out of my bed.  
- No one gives back to the adult industry like moi: Have you SEEN the Bunny Ranch recently?  
- The Safety Dance: I have an odd thing for 80’s Canadian music. Really. Ever heard of Chilliwack? 
- I speak French: Oui.  
- French Kissing: Very good at it. Please ask for references or contact The Legacy’s wife.  
- Coolness Factor: I have a motorcycle and a leather jacket. And I ride like the wind.  
- Geek Factor: A college education in computers. I can fix anything. If I’m elected Mr. X Nations I’ll consider doing free tech support for everyone.  
- Clean as a whistle: Other than hot tubbing naked in Vegas once, you can’t find any dirt on moi. See, there’s my French again.  
- I love animals: My dog is named Sparky and my cat is named Coco. Really.  
- Short Hair: My hair is short and sassy 
- Dedication:  Note that I’ve worked for the same company for four years. Lightspeedo must be keeping for some reason.  
- Phone Sex: I’m rather good at it.  
- Not going to hell: I’m an ordained minister. Really. I can do weddings and all. Oui.  
- Trust: Everyone trusts me. Even FB. If not she’d be screwed right now.  
- Size: Size matters to you ladies? I’m ROCHARD.  
 
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?  
 
VOTE FOR ROCHARD TODAY! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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