[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? TheLegacy, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, theLegacy---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what theLegacy says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Legacy, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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Do you know what theLegacy says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga - roughly translated, "my inner child is a real shit-head"