Something Went Wrong
in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[no, really?]
Juvenile Court to
Try Shooting Defendant
[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]
New Study of Obesity
Looks for Larger
Test Group
[weren't they fat enough?!]
Hospitals are Sued
by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
