Invite only, eh?
Invite only to webmasters, and invite only to surfers?
"Only the members with the best track record can purchase a membership to _____.com! You must have at least 175 wank points!"
A line forms at the site's entrance... Webmasters are lining up at the back door in the alleyway, gripping their hats, hoping to be the next selected...
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