TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that
time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got
here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning
a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
stress.
Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest
problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... (this
is
my favorite!!)
1. "... in Jesus' name. Amen."
