passionate sex...
So my girlfriend just dumped me. Anyway, I think I knew things were going downhill when she developed this habit where she had to watch television when we were making love.
And it became a real issue when she started watching the TV show COPS.
I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I find it distracting to be in the middle of passionate sex, and you suddenly hear things like:
"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"