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montrealpornking · 09-04-2005, 10:11 PM

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to
be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they
planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane
and
scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
scatter
his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to
dump
his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more
time."

09-04-2005, 10:11 PM	#18
montrealpornking montrealpornking should edit this A/K/A Bill Clinton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada Posts: 198 xBucks: 6,891	Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time." __________________ "Nothing is more permanent as a temporary government program." - Milton Friedman SOUNDS LIKE THE GST TAX PROGRAM IN CANADA http://www.montrealpornking.com Oh and as a Former United States President I'll say this again "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky."