No more blind dates. I've had so many...
If one more well meaning friend says I want you to meet so and so he's very nice I will hit them in the head with a large heavy object
Single... I've been single for over three years now. Most of the time it's very good. When it's bad it's horrible. I travel a lot so I keep meeting people in other cities

That's nice but at home there's no one really to date. It's Boston, need I say more...