ARRRRRG ye mateys.
When I was a wee lad I suffered from a speech ailment and had no mateys so I drabbed myself in pirate garb and went on a treasure hunt. My adventure started on Oct 31st. I scavenged from port to port looting for me sweet treats when I come across a mean old hag as tough as nails and as salty as the sea. She refused to give up the booty until I answered one question. "Where are all your buckeneers?" she kept asking " Where are all your Buckeneers?" Finally I replied as best I could. "On the side of my buckin head you stupid bitch now give me the damn candy!"
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