[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Rochard
This thread has my name written all over it.

I've been with my wife for 12 years; Married for 6 or 7 now. My saleswoman at Kay Jewelers wants to bang me because of all the money she makes off of me. Jewelry is a form of foreplay for me.

So is bondage.

Forplay for me is usually six hours long and involves bondage and ice cubes more often than not.

My wife...... who usually has problems walking because of our sex life.... never knows what to expect. One night it might be whips and chains, another night it might involve another person or a large stuffed animal, another night fruit, or perhaps even a bubble bath with candles.

If FB wants proof she can come to Arizona and watch.

WATCH?????????? WTF???