hey stacey:
LMFAO Lady
Love Story
One flashy car summer day at Edinburgh you see the most Huge house creature you have ever seen. Their name is donn dixon , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend sherry and say, "Wow, that has to be the most pyscho bitch body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so small cock , and was wondering if you'd like to go to easter island with me and taking photographs ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " gawd damnit " and go with them. When you finally get to easter island , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a sheep hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " donn dixon is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. he will ask you out in 13 days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next 13 years!"