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Mr. Blue · 10-29-2005, 07:34 PM

Okay, so, I've been in porn long enough where when I see a woman I automatically start thinking of how many porn niches they would fit into.

So, today, I see a nun (I know, I'm going to hell...please don't remind me), and despite my best efforts not to do the "Put her in a porn niche"...my brain started and I couldn't stop.

1. Nun outfit - fetish niche
2. 38 years old about - MILF (even if she ain't a mom)
3. Blond
4. I got to thinking, she probably doesn't shave much, so hairy / natural.
5. Femdom, the whole nun beating you with a ruler...so another angle to fit her into a fetish niche.

Now just as I was thinking about the 6th niche she smiles at me. Suddenly I realized that if I continued thinking about this I most likely would be hit by lightning upon exiting the train.

So, umm, do you involuntarily categorize people by porn niche?

10-29-2005, 07:34 PM	#1
Mr. Blue Mr. Blue should edit this Searching For Jimmy Hoffa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: NY - The Rotten Apple Posts: 123 xBucks: 1,207	Categorizing people by porn niche Okay, so, I've been in porn long enough where when I see a woman I automatically start thinking of how many porn niches they would fit into. So, today, I see a nun (I know, I'm going to hell...please don't remind me), and despite my best efforts not to do the "Put her in a porn niche"...my brain started and I couldn't stop. 1. Nun outfit - fetish niche 2. 38 years old about - MILF (even if she ain't a mom) 3. Blond 4. I got to thinking, she probably doesn't shave much, so hairy / natural. 5. Femdom, the whole nun beating you with a ruler...so another angle to fit her into a fetish niche. Now just as I was thinking about the 6th niche she smiles at me. Suddenly I realized that if I continued thinking about this I most likely would be hit by lightning upon exiting the train. So, umm, do you involuntarily categorize people by porn niche?