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03-17-2006, 10:21 AM
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TheLegacy
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30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Man
30 harsh things to say to a naked man!
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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03-17-2006, 12:45 PM
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MorganGrayson
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Totally WRONG...yet so totally funny!
Thank you, my Robert. ![](http://www.porn-sex-adult-xxx.com/smilies/hearts.gif)
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03-17-2006, 01:19 PM
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oceania
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that list couldnt be from things ever said to you
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03-17-2006, 01:24 PM
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Bhelliom
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I've had 5 things on that list said to me.
although not necessarily in that context.
A great comedian once said "It's a myth that it matters how big a guys dick is, or how good he is in bed. By the time you find out how small I am and how bad I am in bed..... It's too late.... I already came"
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03-17-2006, 01:33 PM
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TheLegacy
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Quote:
Originally posted by oceania
that list couldnt be from things ever said to you
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shhh !!!!!!!
![](http://www.winsite.com/info/images/21500000036924/shhh.jpg)
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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03-17-2006, 04:44 PM
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Dravyk
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Anthony swears he was just not wearing a shirt. ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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03-20-2006, 05:11 AM
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StaceyJo
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2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
is this harsh?
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03-20-2006, 09:56 AM
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Vid Vicious
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28. Does it come with an air pump?
wouldn't that make my life so much easier
LOL
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03-20-2006, 11:56 PM
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wildgirl
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nice list...lol ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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03-21-2006, 01:47 PM
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BaLoT
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that's what u called tweety bird..
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03-21-2006, 02:28 PM
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MorganGrayson
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Quote:
Originally posted by stacey_JRN
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
is this harsh?
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The connotation of the word "cute" seems to include "small" for many.
Although...elephants are cute. Whales are cute. So are hippopatomi.
None of the above can be considered "small" unless they are compared to a T-rex, which is neither small nor cute. (They are also extinct, which may or may not say something.)
So, stacey - if you're still reading this - I think whether or whether or not that is considered harsh would depend on whether or not you are at eye level with said organ, smile at it, and immediately gulp it into your mouth. Then I do not believe the gentleman will consider it a harsh remark. In fact, I believe that - should he survive - he will be hoisting a few in a bar come the morrow and bragging about his "cute" member.
One wordsmith's opinion, of course. ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif)
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03-21-2006, 10:40 PM
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war_ner
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LOL Those are indeed harsh.. Luckily, I haven't heard any of those lines yet.. ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif)
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03-22-2006, 02:21 AM
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euphoric
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Sooo funny. I gotta tell some people about this.
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03-22-2006, 03:29 AM
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Dravyk
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Re: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Man
Quote:
Originally posted by TheLegacy
30 harsh things to say to a naked man!
14. This explains your car.
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And if that doesn't put 90% of adult sponsors in perspective -- nothing does! LMAO!
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03-22-2006, 09:41 AM
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TheLegacy
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Re: Re: 30 Harsh Things To Say To A Naked Man
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Originally posted by Dravyk
And if that doesn't put 90% of adult sponsors in perspective -- nothing does! LMAO!
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LOL damn that is so true and funny
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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03-22-2006, 10:20 AM
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Bhelliom
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Quote:
Originally posted by MorganGrayson
So, stacey - if you're still reading this - I think whether or whether or not that is considered harsh would depend on whether or not you are at eye level with said organ, smile at it, and immediately gulp it into your mouth. Then I do not believe the gentleman will consider it a harsh remark.
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Here here
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03-24-2006, 04:24 AM
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thruma
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Quote:
Originally posted by oceania
that list couldnt be from things ever said to you
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How do you know?
Damn you had that threesome without me didn't you!
lol
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