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Old 10-30-2002, 12:26 AM   #1
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The Masked Halloween Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain; and, as it was still early, decided to go to the party after all. In as much as her husband didn't know what costume she'd be wearing, she thought she'd have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she wasn't around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every chick he could, getting a little kiss here and a warm squeeze there. His wife went up to him and being rather seductive herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to this new babe who had just arrived.

She let him do whatever he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and they did it all! Zowie! Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would have for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in. She asked how the evening had been? He said "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "You know, I didn't dance even one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But I'll tell you...from what I heard, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
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Old 10-30-2002, 04:29 AM   #2
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Oh,yes, funny incident.
Poor wife....

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Old 10-30-2002, 08:02 AM   #3
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welcome Bryany, I have heard the story before, and it shows the major difference between men and wpmen.

If this was true, the husband would know that it was his wife he was banging, whereas the wife did not notice any difference. I know it is just a joke, and I am just making an observation
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Old 10-30-2002, 09:04 AM   #4
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Why didnt the Skeleton cross the road?

cause he did not have the gut to....



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Old 10-30-2002, 07:01 PM   #5
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guess no one liked my joke..
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Old 10-30-2002, 08:51 PM   #6
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More Halloween fun! It's old, but I still like it!
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Old 10-30-2002, 10:49 PM   #7
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*LOL* FunBrunette, reminded me of last evening when our youngest son was doing his pumpkin, I sat in the living room and while my wife was visiting the toilet he grabbed a handful of the pumpkin and walked into the living room to show me how clever he was and left a trail behind him, guess what we had to do, wash the carpet, damn its hard to get orange pumpkin out ...
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Old 10-31-2002, 10:43 AM   #8
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*LOL* FunBrunette, reminded me of last evening when our youngest son was doing his pumpkin, I sat in the living room and while my wife was visiting the toilet he grabbed a handful of the pumpkin and walked into the living room to show me how clever he was and left a trail behind him, guess what we had to do, wash the carpet, damn its hard to get orange pumpkin out ...
Sorry, but I think it's funny...Hehehehehe!
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