What have you been bitten by?

Visualad · 10-09-2003, 06:52 PM

Just came up with this silly thing for a thread.

Ive been bitten by a cat (my fault), a dog (not my fault), and some of the more hardcore women Ive been with.

Dont think its any more than that.

What about you?

Panky · 10-09-2003, 09:58 PM

Mosquitos and a psychopathic, sadistic, declawed female house cat who could benefit greatly from Prozac. I've never been bitten by a dog, reptile, creepy crawly things, wild animal...

Oh yeah... my brother bit me once when we were little kids.

Funbrunette · 10-09-2003, 10:11 PM

Men

Hahahaha!

Seriously...Spider, mosquito, hamster, and cat!

Visualad · 10-09-2003, 10:15 PM

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Originally posted by Funbrunette
Men Hahahaha!

Seriously...Spider, mosquito, hamster, and cat!

Hamster? do they bite? hehe.

Spider? damn.

hehe. you are currently in the lead here. with 5 diffirent bite marks.

Funbrunette · 10-09-2003, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by Visualad
Hamster? do they bite? hehe.

Spider? damn.

hehe. you are currently in the lead here. with 5 diffirent bite marks.

Yeah, hamsters can be pretty mean!

Actually it's 6...I've also been bitten by a vampire, but that's a long story!

Shann · 10-10-2003, 03:40 AM

A dog once, a crazy cat, one of my crazy cats (may he RIP i loved him), a couple women and a few guys..... I'm a bit rough i must say.

hehe

Evil Chris · 10-10-2003, 09:09 AM

I think I got bitten by a spider a couple weeks ago. Not sure though because I did not actually see it. But I saw the mark it left and I'm pretty sure it could not have been anything else. It hurt like hell!

Visualad · 10-10-2003, 10:26 AM

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Originally posted by Evil Chris
I think I got bitten by a spider a couple weeks ago. Not sure though because I did not actually see it. But I saw the mark it left and I'm pretty sure it could not have been anything else. It hurt like hell!

arent you in Canada? I thought spiders like that only was in the tropics and in Australia.

hehe. fucking glad those kinds of spiders are not common in europe.

Cyndalie · 10-10-2003, 01:10 PM

Cat (Siamese, need I say more?), Dog, Hedgehog, Lizards & Iguanas, Every kind of damn bug in Florida I think, hamster, bird, Fish, goat (petting zoo), man.. lots of types of animals, mostly all small tho.

I also must admit I've been hit in the face by every type of ball imaginable. Tennis, Baseball, Softball, golf ball, raquet ball, volley ball, basket ball, sheeit I'm suprised I dont look all kinds of fucked up LOL

Visualad · 10-10-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Cyndalie
Cat (Siamese, need I say more?), Dog, Hedgehog, Lizards & Iguanas, Every kind of damn bug in Florida I think, hamster, bird, Fish, goat (petting zoo), man.. lots of types of animals, mostly all small tho.

I also must admit I've been hit in the face by every type of ball imaginable. Tennis, Baseball, Softball, golf ball, raquet ball, volley ball, basket ball, sheeit I'm suprised I dont look all kinds of fucked up LOL

wow. congrats!

youre in the lead here. hehe.

All those "bitemarks" and none from a human??

Cyndalie · 10-10-2003, 01:32 PM

I might have a few on my back and my neck, but I can't see em to prove it LOL

dyonisus · 10-10-2003, 01:35 PM

I have been bit by a spider
my puppy, but it is expected he chews
my grrl, and I like it
a few other grrls

AdultLegal-Jim · 10-10-2003, 03:08 PM

I want to hear more about these balls in the face

10-10-2003, 08:10 PM

Dog, cat, mosquitoe, deer fly, black fly, no-see-ums, spider, fleas, horse fly, turtles, various birds, guinea pig, gerbil, mouse, rat, rabbit, parrot and racoon.

And I also get bitten by every fuckin ferrets that gets near me.

When I was a kid, we had all sorts of animals, wild and domesticated, so that explains the variety.

Then, there are women, but that's an entirely different story.

Visualad · 10-10-2003, 10:37 PM

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Originally posted by Feynman
Dog, cat, mosquitoe, deer fly, black fly, no-see-ums, spider, fleas, horse fly, turtles, various birds, guinea pig, gerbil, mouse, rat, rabbit, parrot and racoon.

And I also get bitten by every fuckin ferrets that gets near me.

When I was a kid, we had all sorts of animals, wild and domesticated, so that explains the variety.

Then, there are women, but that's an entirely different story.

wow. lots.

10-10-2003, 11:20 PM

Up north in Kanuck-istan, we have only two seasons: heating oil season and mosquito oil season.

Our deer flies are akin F-16 jet fighters. Fast, manoeuverable, and they take a chunk away (like horse flies) every time they hit you.

The good thing, though, they are stoooopid, so you can slam them while they're on you, before they eat you alive (if you can see them).

Their favorite song is "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you..."

Now, for mosquitoes...

Our mosquitoes are not wimpy american mosquitoes either, they are hefty beefy Kanuck ones ! Four 3000 HP 21 cylinders radial engines like the old B-24 Liberators bombers, you can hear them coming from miles away. Heck, they can even take off from your livid, blooddrained butt on one single engine carrying their full 5 gallons load of fresh blood !

The scientific name of our mosquitoes is Mosquitosorus Rex

It's not any coincidence that during WW-II, we produced the Mosquito fighter-bomber, renowned for it's ruggedness (some of them actually, and accidentally, passed the sound barrier, IIRC.) . It was a scaled-down version of our northern living mosquitoes.

Visualad · 10-10-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Feynman
Dog, cat, mosquitoe, deer fly, black fly, no-see-ums, spider, fleas, horse fly, turtles, various birds, guinea pig, gerbil, mouse, rat, rabbit, parrot and racoon.

And I also get bitten by every fuckin ferrets that gets near me.

When I was a kid, we had all sorts of animals, wild and domesticated, so that explains the variety.

Then, there are women, but that's an entirely different story.

Whats a no-see-ums? Im in Europe, never heard of it.

Im a fan of the Discovery Channel aswell. Never seen the thing there either.

asuna · 10-11-2003, 12:11 PM

When I was around 12, i was staying at a friends house, and they had two huge dogs, and one of them was really mean, and the phone rang, and my friends mom asked me to answer it, cause she had her hands full (was supper time) so I turned around realy quick and the dog thought I was going to attack the mother, so the dog jumped up and tried to take my arm off, and I remeber the dog hanging in the air off my arm...

I never went back there for a long time, they had the dog put to sleep, then I went over

Visualad · 10-11-2003, 12:39 PM

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Originally posted by asuna
When I was around 12, i was staying at a friends house, and they had two huge dogs, and one of them was really mean, and the phone rang, and my friends mom asked me to answer it, cause she had her hands full (was supper time) so I turned around realy quick and the dog thought I was going to attack the mother, so the dog jumped up and tried to take my arm off, and I remeber the dog hanging in the air off my arm...

I never went back there for a long time, they had the dog put to sleep, then I went over

so you still got 2 arms then?

What kind of dog was it?

taboo_gal · 10-13-2003, 12:52 AM

Wow..seems I'm kinda behind.....but here it goes

dog
spider
cat
man

Vid Vicious · 10-13-2003, 04:03 AM

other then the usual bugs, dogs, and Birds ... I'd have to say .. A horse of course

Visualad · 10-13-2003, 05:34 AM

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other then the usual bugs, dogs, and Birds ... I'd have to say .. A horse of course

horse? yikes!

Funbrunette · 10-14-2003, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by Visualad
horse? yikes!

No shit! The teeth on those animals...Ouch got any fingers left?

Shann · 10-15-2003, 10:18 PM

A Canada goose bite me, if you can bite with a bill lol, when i was little, a hoard of them were after me at high park! LOL I've hated birds ever since, especially ones that shit everywhere rofl

dyonisus · 10-15-2003, 11:44 PM

HAHAHAA OMG I completely forgot you had told a tale like that before shann -- I have heard other crazy goose tales! Those guys are very defensive.

Visualad · 10-16-2003, 05:32 AM

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Originally posted by Shann
A Canada goose bite me, if you can bite with a bill lol, when i was little, a hoard of them were after me at high park! LOL I've hated birds ever since, especially ones that shit everywhere rofl

One of my winter jackets is a canada goose jacket. hehe. warm as hell.

seriously though, those are some mean motherfuckers sometimes.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-16-2003, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
I want to hear more about these balls in the face

Jeff (chAos) has been hit by a couple of them too !

sexykitten · 10-16-2003, 11:39 AM

Lol, I've been bitten by dogs, cats, hamsters, fish (but that tickles...I stuck my finger in the tank on purpose!), mosquitos, bees, blackflies, horseflies (OUCH!), spiders, fireants, fleas, and of course the bites that happen during sex, but those are always fun!

Visualad · 10-16-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by sexykitten
Lol, I've been bitten by dogs, cats, hamsters, fish (but that tickles...I stuck my finger in the tank on purpose!), mosquitos, bees, blackflies, horseflies (OUCH!), spiders, fireants, fleas, and of course the bites that happen during sex, but those are always fun!

sherie · 10-16-2003, 04:06 PM

A trantula (sp) and bugs!