Little Johnny joke

Evil Chris · 08-29-2005, 10:10 AM

> >>A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the
> >>word "fascinate" in a sentence.
> >>
> >>Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
> >>farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
> >>
> >>The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> >>"fascinate, not fascinating".
> >>
> >>Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City
> >>and I was fascinated".
> >>
> >>The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to
> >>use the word "fascinate".
> >>
> >>Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she
> >>had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there
> >>was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on
> >>him. Johnny said "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but
> >>her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.
> >>
> >>The teacher cried.

Vid Vicious · 08-29-2005, 10:17 AM

ha ha . ... didin't see that one comin

Evil Chris · 08-29-2005, 03:56 PM

hehe... I didn't either.

Panky · 08-29-2005, 04:42 PM

LOL! That was good.

I hadn't heard or read that one before.

wildgirl · 08-29-2005, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
ha ha . ... didin't see that one comin

haha me too....

war_ner · 08-30-2005, 02:51 AM

Little Johnny Did it again. lol

axedbydax · 08-30-2005, 12:38 PM

hahaha..thats really funny.....lol...I cant stop laughing...

08-30-2005, 01:14 PM

hahahah oh my Jonhnny........... hope he'll never see mine

Braincash_Pat · 08-30-2005, 01:18 PM

Good one Chris.

war_ner · 08-31-2005, 04:40 AM

Another One...
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'
"What's the fuXXing difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"

sexylady · 08-31-2005, 09:56 AM

ha ha ha....
how clever Johnny is

axedbydax · 08-31-2005, 11:53 AM

a liitle joke from me....

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night.

The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!".

The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter."

The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

war_ner · 09-01-2005, 06:15 AM

Poor Dick; that's why I really hate using condoms.

gorgeous · 09-01-2005, 08:26 AM

hahahahaha good one

09-01-2005, 04:15 PM

hahahaha that dick is sick. he keeps throwing up

axedbydax · 09-01-2005, 05:36 PM

heres another one:

A guy is driving out in the middle of nowhere, very lost. Finally he spots 2 houses so he goes up to the first house and looks in the door way. He sees an old lady yanking on her boobs and an old man jerking off.

He is so freaked out that he goes to the next house and says "What's up with your neighbors?" and the owner of the house says "Oh that’s the Robinson’s, they're both deaf. She's telling him to go milk the cow and he's telling her to go fuck herself!"

war_ner · 09-02-2005, 03:49 AM

I want the little Johnny Joke please.

montrealpornking · 09-04-2005, 09:11 PM

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to
be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they
planned to do with the ashes.

The first man said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane
and
scatter his ashes in the sky."

The second man said, "My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to
scatter
his ashes in our favorite lake."

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to
dump
his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more
time."

war_ner · 09-05-2005, 04:25 AM

Quote:

[i]

The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to
dump
his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more
time." [/b]

Ahhhh! He's fucking desperate!