Categorizing people by porn niche

Mr. Blue · 10-29-2005, 08:34 PM

Okay, so, I've been in porn long enough where when I see a woman I automatically start thinking of how many porn niches they would fit into.

So, today, I see a nun (I know, I'm going to hell...please don't remind me), and despite my best efforts not to do the "Put her in a porn niche"...my brain started and I couldn't stop.

1. Nun outfit - fetish niche
2. 38 years old about - MILF (even if she ain't a mom)
3. Blond
4. I got to thinking, she probably doesn't shave much, so hairy / natural.
5. Femdom, the whole nun beating you with a ruler...so another angle to fit her into a fetish niche.

Now just as I was thinking about the 6th niche she smiles at me. Suddenly I realized that if I continued thinking about this I most likely would be hit by lightning upon exiting the train.

So, umm, do you involuntarily categorize people by porn niche?

Stephane76 · 10-31-2005, 11:11 AM

i do
I actually go further and think some kinky stuff as well !!

Don Soporno · 10-31-2005, 12:08 PM

When I see a chick I start thinking about all the dirty stuff I could get her to do to me.

axedbydax · 10-31-2005, 01:50 PM

Welcome to hell dude....lol

Don Soporno · 10-31-2005, 09:06 PM

look I dont care what you guys do on Level 1 - 6 but I run level 7, lets just get that straight right off.

Mr. Blue · 11-01-2005, 05:07 PM

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Originally posted by axedbydax
Welcome to hell dude....lol

They got my spot all picked out already and they've engraved my name on a plaque...I'm pretty sure if I keep up the way I'm going I can be a henchman or something cool like that.