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Old 10-05-2005, 07:51 PM   #1
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My shift is over but I dont think I can go home without putting a smile on you guys faces so here it is:



Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

Good Day to all of you!!!
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Old 10-06-2005, 06:44 AM   #2
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Hahahaha, you rock Dax!
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:18 PM   #3
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Old 10-06-2005, 05:36 PM   #4
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I didn't have smoking protection.....

I had smoking AND "protection"
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Old 10-07-2005, 02:34 AM   #5
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I didn't have smoking protection.....

I had smoking AND "protection"
Hehe! Haven't seen you lately here man..
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Old 10-07-2005, 05:34 AM   #6
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Hehe! Haven't seen you lately here man..
Same here, I welcome The Person he really is here at Xnations, some of his posts already brought a long overdue smile to my face!
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