Priming myself up for the Bathurst weekend

PE .. NIS STUDY

The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's
Pe .. nis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they
concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to
give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own
study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the
reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex.

Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they
concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting
himself in the forehead.


Okay, Bathurst Motor Racing this weekend and have started drinking early this year.