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08-25-2003, 02:47 PM
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Dwreck
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The scare of my life. I almost died friday.........
So I was having a B-B-que with the guys and we got some steaks and we were having a good time then all of i went BLUE. I couldn't talk or breath and it hurt like a mother fucker. Million of thoughts rushed thru my head at mile a minute. What teh hell is goin on? is this it?
I panicked and my friends thought I was fucking around till they saw my face.
I still dont know what was goin on at that time so I gagged and puked and I could breath again kinda but hurt like hell.
SO we jumped ina car and rushed to the hospital. The doc did some test and decided to keep me over night and pump me full of drugs and shove a tube down my throat first thing in the mornin.
That was the longest night of my life.When not drugged out I was in pain and gagging when the nurse came I was in a semi aware state where I can hear people talk about me yet to drugged out to do anything. talk about scary!!
So the verdict is my esophogus *spelling mistake* is small so I cant eat red meat and I neen an operation to make it bigger. this is something I had my whole life i just thought it was normal.
The closest I came to death in my life and it has changed me forever.
One thing forsure I love morphine hehehe. MY throat is still raw but Im all good.
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08-25-2003, 02:57 PM
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modF
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Dude that totally sucks. But I'm glad that you are ok, at least know what the problem is. I hope the sugury goes well for you.
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08-25-2003, 03:41 PM
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Magnus3x
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Hey Bro.. glad you are fine now.. scary shit.. when you come to Van I'm not taking you to Mortons thats for sure.. we'll get you some Pho Noodles and lap dances and everything will be OK !!!
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08-25-2003, 03:45 PM
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BuggyG
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Re: The scare of my life. I almost died friday.........
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Originally posted by ContentGuy Derek
One thing forsure I love morphine hehehe. MY throat is still raw but Im all good.
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sooo did ya sneak out any morphine?!?! I'll take em off ur hands. hehehe  |
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08-25-2003, 05:29 PM
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pornodoggy
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Damn, that's some scary stuff. Hope everything is okay.
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08-25-2003, 06:10 PM
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StuartD
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wow... that's messed up... so... how is this hte first that it happened then? Haven't you eaten red meat before?
Just take really small bites.
Glad you're ok though... good thing your friends acted fast.
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08-25-2003, 06:37 PM
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Funbrunette
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Eek! Well I'm glad you're ok now....  |
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08-25-2003, 07:47 PM
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Ronaldo
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Scary stuff Derek. Glad to hear all's okay. |
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08-25-2003, 08:09 PM
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Panky
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HUGS!
Wow!  Scary stuff! Almost sounds like you had an allergic reaction to an insect bite or something. I'm surprised that if it was caused by red meat and the amount of food you can swallow at one time, something like this didn't happen way before now. Good thing is, they know what the problem is, and it can be fixed! 
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08-25-2003, 09:00 PM
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A.A.
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TARD!!!!
So your gonna post on every board that you almost died! You should've made friends with someone who knows the heimlech maneuver!
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08-25-2003, 09:03 PM
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Dwreck
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GO away your bugging me!!
Ask Doc and Kristin tips on board ettiquette.
Come back then 
Better yet stick to gfy.
Later
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08-25-2003, 09:13 PM
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TheDoc
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Quote:
Originally posted by ContentGuy Derek
GO away your bugging me!!
Ask Doc and Kristin tips on board ettiquette.
Come back then
Better yet stick to gfy.
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The name "Angry American" says it all.. It's a board Derek.
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08-25-2003, 10:20 PM
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Mystery Man
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George is an angry mofo I thought you knew that Derek hehe
anyways good to hear you're feeling better.
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08-25-2003, 11:51 PM
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Alegra
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glad to hear you are doing ok babes!
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08-26-2003, 10:38 AM
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AdultLegal-Jim
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glad to hear you're OK Derek
No red meat just tequila at the next trip to Mexico for you my friend
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08-26-2003, 03:21 PM
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12clicks
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you know what they say................"small esophogus, small cock" 
glad you survived dude.
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nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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08-26-2003, 03:45 PM
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Dwreck
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HAHA I do have a small cock
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08-26-2003, 04:10 PM
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Evil Chris
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Derek... that's scary! I'm glad to hear you're all right though.
When's the operation?
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08-26-2003, 04:55 PM
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Dwreck
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they said two months
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08-26-2003, 05:19 PM
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A.A.
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Quote:
Originally posted by 12clicks
you know what they say................"small esophogus, small cock"
glad you survived dude.
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HAHAHAHA!
Excellent choice of movies 12clicks!
Look! Minime's gone mental on account of the chocolate!
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08-26-2003, 05:23 PM
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Kristin
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Quote:
Originally posted by A.A.
HAHAHAHA!
Excellent choice of movies 12clicks!
Look! Minime's gone mental on account of the chocolate!
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08-26-2003, 05:24 PM
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Dwreck
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Im so lost!
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