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02-01-2007, 10:55 AM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 2,334
xBucks: 69,204
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Funny Email from a Newbie
Subject: ADVICE FOR NEW WEBMASTERS !???
WHAT DID YOU SAY? Im yelling because three months, a few thousand dollars, and my third affiliate program,...And finally a good decent person who cares... not just for themselves...but for the little start up guy. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU... AFTER 4 MONTHS OF RESEARCH AND FINALLY A BREATH OF DECENCY...IN AN INDECENT WORLD. i HAVE JUST READ MY FIRST OF MANY ARTICLES, ...ON YOUR SENT FROM THE FUCKING HEAVENS WEBSITE.. I am one of those guys who is self taught on the computer...38 yo..mid life...want a better life for my kid...hard asses... I WANT, and if i put in the time i hope to have.. nobody ever handed me a fkin thing in this world...Then you appeared through thousands of obscuring middle of the road scammers..I need your insight..I have the determination...domain names...Compassion and Will to weather the storms.. I`ve been beaten, dragged, stomped on, and almost thrown up on by this adult industry....but i know i can make it work..So 1st of all THANK YOU... 2ND....THANK YOU....AND FINALLY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU..
SINCERELY
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Isn't that fuckin great! Hahahaha ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif) Love this guy
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Cyndee - Director of Marketing & SEO
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02-01-2007, 10:59 AM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,900
xBucks: 52,470
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signed
12clicks?
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
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Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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02-01-2007, 11:00 AM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 2,334
xBucks: 69,204
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLegacy
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![Cackle](images/smilies/cackle.gif)
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Hardcore, Blowjobs, Gay, Wives, Lesbians, Gangbang, Movies, Tranny, Interracial, Teen....
16 Sites, $35 PPS/ 60% Revshare :: Capitalize on Experience
Cyndee - Director of Marketing & SEO
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02-01-2007, 11:05 AM
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12clicks
should edit this
Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLegacy
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well you can be damned sure I wasn't on the RECEIVING end of that email. ![Pirate Happy](images/smilies/pirateeyepatchhat.gif)
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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02-01-2007, 11:18 AM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 2,900
xBucks: 52,470
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 12clicks
well you can be damned sure I wasn't on the RECEIVING end of that email. ![Pirate Happy](images/smilies/pirateeyepatchhat.gif)
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![Scram](images/smilies/Bolt.gif)
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Robert "TheLegacy" Warren
Chief of Marketing and SEO
![](https://www.xbiz.net/image/user/1/6/16431.logo.jpg)
Skype: robjameswarren
"Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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