I was there. Lobster dinner with the webquest guys at the palm, gambling on the casino princessa boat, that's about all I remember.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Originally posted by Evil Chris My first one was the WebExpo show in May of 99.
That was the first major show I travelled to (I went to the Vegas show in '98)
Montreal, what a city, what a trip, what memories...especially this little goth stripper at the Downtown Club...I sent a LOT of money on her, probably paid her rent for the year that night.....
IA2000 Miami - October 1999
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