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Old 10-07-2008, 03:37 PM   #1
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Talking Swankdollars.com Relaunches DCUP.COM and Solves Webmaster Economic crisis

Swankdollars.com Announces Webmaster Stimulus Program


Calabasas,CA-After many high level meetings between different levels of management, the executives of Swankdollars.com have finally come to an agreement that we believe will help put some much-needed money in the pockets of affiliates. The agreement was tentatively reached at 4:20 PM PST, but mysteriously it took another 5 hours to be finalized after certain members of the Swank executive decided to prematurely "celebrate".

Swank traffic whore Raja explained the philosophy behind the stimulus package "affiliate programs are the ones responsible for putting the working class webmaster in their Porches and BMW's and it is therefore our responsibility to help them buy gas when times are tough".

Many in the media have noted that the stimulus package coincides with the re-design of the classic big boob brand Dcup.com, and have implied that the Stimulus Program is only a publicity ploy to draw attention to the new site.
"This is simply not true," Raja says, "to suggest that Swank caused the market downturn simply to promote Dcup.com is preposterous. Only a handful of politicians are on the Swank comp list. We simply don't have enough politicians in our back pocket to wreck the whole US economy."

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The details of the Stimulus Program are:
Every Webmaster will receive $50/join or 70% rev share on Tuesdays and Saturdays during the month of October for all sales on Dcup.com.

To aide in the promotion of Dcup.com we have created tons of galleries and banners, as always if you need anything custom please hit us up and we'll have it made for you.

If you are a Webmaster capable of sending two joins a day and would like a custom price point for your surfers hit us up and we will be happy to discuss it with you.
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:56 AM   #2
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Love the new D-Cup Laurel... very eye catching!
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