I need a little help please

cool1 · 02-12-2003, 09:21 PM

OK here's the problem.

I need some valentine gift ideas.
Now the problem, the gift is for my ex-wife to be.
We have been seperated for 6 months now.
We still do everything a married couple do except live together.
We still fight alot, and still have the sex.

So what can I get her that would blow her mind?
I need lots of ideas. She is hard to please

Thanks in advance

StuartD · 02-12-2003, 11:01 PM

A severed hand?

cool1 · 02-12-2003, 11:40 PM

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Originally posted by StuartD
A severed hand?

OK who's mine or hers?

cdsmith · 02-13-2003, 01:38 AM

That song by Tom Cochran/Red Rider comes to mind here.....

"Cut out my heart
and mail it away
save it for
your summer holiday"

Coolio..... she's hard to please? I guess my question is..... is she worth pleasing?

If the answer is yes, then....... man I'm bad at buying gifts. How about, instead of buying her one big expensive thing, how about buying her a whole lot of little things? Is there a CD she'd like? That's one.
How about her favorite movies on DVD?
Maybe arrange an appointment for her at one of those salons down in Osbourne Village that pampers the client for hours with massage, mud-baths, oils, manicure, pedicure etc etc. Take her there and take her in the place and surprise the hell out of her.
Then take her out that evening for a fabamundo meal at her favorite restaurant. Steak & lobster baby.
Dance with her man. Dance with her.
Arrange to have something pleasant and unexpected happen during the evening. I don't know, have someone deliver some flowers right to your table for her, or something.

I'm a romantic fool.

cool1 · 02-13-2003, 09:34 AM

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Originally posted by cdsmith
That song by Tom Cochran/Red Rider comes to mind here.....

"Cut out my heart
and mail it away
save it for
your summer holiday"

Coolio..... she's hard to please? I guess my question is..... is she worth pleasing?

If the answer is yes, then....... man I'm bad at buying gifts. How about, instead of buying her one big expensive thing, how about buying her a whole lot of little things? Is there a CD she'd like? That's one.
How about her favorite movies on DVD?
Maybe arrange an appointment for her at one of those salons down in Osbourne Village that pampers the client for hours with massage, mud-baths, oils, manicure, pedicure etc etc. Take her there and take her in the place and surprise the hell out of her.
Then take her out that evening for a fabamundo meal at her favorite restaurant. Steak & lobster baby.
Dance with her man. Dance with her.
Arrange to have something pleasant and unexpected happen during the evening. I don't know, have someone deliver some flowers right to your table for her, or something.

I'm a romantic fool.

Excellent ideas CD, I'll keep them in mind.
Gonna go shopping in an hr.

Pidgin · 02-13-2003, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by cool1
OK here's the problem.
So what can I get her that would blow her mind?
I need lots of ideas. She is hard to please

Vibrator

The sex is not gonna hold for long

sherie · 02-13-2003, 01:26 PM

Divorce papers?! Now that would suprise her!! LOL

cool1 · 02-13-2003, 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by sherie
Divorce papers?! Now that would suprise her!! LOL

Sherie after a little episode just now, that is exactly what I am going to be doing on Monday.

I can't believe that stupid bitch started a fight with me over a smoke.
She wants to get back together, but she is always starting fights.
She says it is her nature to fight and she was brought up that way.
YA right what a bitch, I'm finished with her ass.

I hope she gets hit by a bus.

cool1 · 02-13-2003, 01:42 PM

Thanks everyone for your ideas LOL!!!

This thread is all done. THE END!!

Funbrunette · 02-13-2003, 01:56 PM

Depends....Is she the romantic type?

CumSensei · 02-13-2003, 02:14 PM

Take her out for dinner?

At least thats what im doing to my girl tomorrow

cdsmith · 02-13-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by cool1
Sherie after a little episode just now, that is exactly what I am going to be doing on Monday.
I can't believe that stupid bitch started a fight with me over a smoke.
She wants to get back together, but she is always starting fights.
She says it is her nature to fight and she was brought up that way.
YA right what a bitch, I'm finished with her ass.

I hope she gets hit by a bus.

Man, sorry to hear that. I've never been married, but I have had gf's that were quite unstable in this way. They would fight and argue at the drop of a hat, and I'm just not into it. Some people are layed back and easy-going, and some people are purpetual bitches that won't shut up about anything, ever.

That's the way it is.

Sometimes it's hard to have to come to grips with it though, when it is someone you've loved and cared about for a long time. Time, followed by a new woman in your life is the answer.

cool1 · 02-14-2003, 04:07 AM

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Originally posted by cdsmith
Man, sorry to hear that. I've never been married, but I have had gf's that were quite unstable in this way. They would fight and argue at the drop of a hat, and I'm just not into it. Some people are layed back and easy-going, and some people are purpetual bitches that won't shut up about anything, ever.

That's the way it is.

Sometimes it's hard to have to come to grips with it though, when it is someone you've loved and cared about for a long time. Time, followed by a new woman in your life is the answer.

Thank you CD for your kind words.

Evil Chris · 02-14-2003, 09:28 AM

cool1... what's the deal?
Did the fight blow over? Still looking for Valentine's Day ideas?

Funbrunette got some interesting things today...