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01-11-2006, 12:51 PM
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Evil Chris
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The Harley Davidson
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died
> >>and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since
> >>you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the
> >>world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
> >>Heaven."
> >>
> >>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang
> out
> >>with God."
> >>
> >>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
> >>God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
> >>invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!"
> >>
> >>Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
> >>
> >>God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something
> that's
> >>pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
> >>road?!"
> >>
> >>Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
> >>aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
> >>
> >>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some
> major
> >>design flaws in your invention:
> >>
> >>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
> >>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
> >>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
> >>4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
> >>5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
> >>
> >>"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
> >>God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and
> >>waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> >>God read it.
> >>
> >>Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
> >>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
> >>yours."
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01-11-2006, 12:52 PM
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MorganGrayson
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Tell me honestly, Chris.
You've lost all will to live, haven't you? ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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01-11-2006, 12:58 PM
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Evil Chris
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Is that an old joke? My uncle sent it to me today and I've never heard it before.
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01-11-2006, 01:32 PM
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MorganGrayson
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Quote:
Originally posted by Evil Chris
Is that an old joke? My uncle sent it to me today and I've never heard it before.
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I'd never heard it before, either. I was just commenting on how a female - should she desire to do so - could take exception to the jokes you're posting today.
Just teasin' on ya, Chris. ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif)
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01-11-2006, 11:09 PM
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D-man
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I just shit myself!
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Okay redo that with how many men who had Harleys got riden vs. men with Harleys that didn't get ridden and that will change the story!
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01-11-2006, 11:21 PM
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StaceyJo
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hmmmm, thats pretty cool, you cant outsmarted God...
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01-12-2006, 02:49 AM
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GOD
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Hallowed Be My Name
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Quote:
Originally posted by stacey_JRN
hmmmm, thats pretty cool, you cant outsmarted God...
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A voice of reason ... ![Sunshine](images/smilies/sunlight.gif)
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01-12-2006, 06:46 AM
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war_ner
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Hahaha, nice one Chris! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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01-12-2006, 11:13 AM
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MorganGrayson
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Quote:
Originally posted by D-man
Okay redo that with how many men who had Harleys got riden vs. men with Harleys that didn't get ridden and that will change the story!
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*thinking back through the mists of time to my slightly misspent youth*
You may have a seriously correct point there, D-man! ![Blush](images/smilies/blush.gif)
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