This works well for the holidays...
Inner Peace
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace.
The article read:
"The way to achieve Inner Peace is to finish all the things you've
started."
So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, and before coming to work this morning, I finished off a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild
Turkey, my Prozac, some Valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin' good I feel!
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