Night School for Men - Please have your candidate Sign up by October
10th
Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of their Contents,
each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.
Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
Round table discussion.
Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.
Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the
right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.
Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life
testimonials.
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel
parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
Online class and role playing.
Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion
Relaxation. Exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
be late.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE
SURVIVORS.***
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