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11-07-2007, 05:06 PM
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SFS
should edit this
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The Ten Commandments
God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.
The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"
And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shall not kill."
"Not kill?
We're not interested."
So He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments."
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Honor thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are."
We're not interested.
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments."
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
"Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal?
We're not interested."
Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery?
We're not interested."
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."
"Commandments?" They said,
"How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."
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11-07-2007, 05:08 PM
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
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LOL.. man talk about offending every culture in one joke.. but nice punch line
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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11-07-2007, 09:05 PM
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GOD
is ...
Hallowed Be My Name
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Sadly .... this is a true story ...  |
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11-08-2007, 12:04 AM
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tomuchcash
should edit this
Luv it
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lmfao
Nice one - loved it! |
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11-08-2007, 04:18 PM
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Mister E
should edit this
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oy vey mahn
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11-08-2007, 05:50 PM
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GoodChris
is not gay like EVIL
Chris
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The truth is they took 10 for free and then loaned that back out to every other religion to be paid back with interest. 
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11-08-2007, 10:19 PM
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RageCash-Ben
is on the lost highway
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racist jokes don't do anything for me sorry
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11-09-2007, 02:50 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
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I'd say it wasn't a little funny but then I'd be breaking a commandment.
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11-11-2007, 09:54 AM
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ScreaM
is FB's sex slave
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HAHAHAHA!
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