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03-30-2004, 02:35 PM
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Evil Chris
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Make fun of YOURSELF
I'll start...
OK, so like tonight eh? I'm going to be oot and aboot a bit before I stop at the depanneur for a six of Molson, then it's straight home in time to catch the game, eh?
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03-30-2004, 02:56 PM
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Ounique
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Okay, if I were still living in Pittsburgh it would be...
Hey yinze guys goin' dahntahn to get some perogies n' dat? I gatta stop at Giant Iggle n' get me some Iron City. Aw hell, I'll just stop at Permanni's on the way back so we have something to eat during the Stiller's game.
Now that I'm in LA it's...
Meet me at Starbucks... the one in West Hollywood... no, not that one... the one on the corner... no, the one by the Abbey... yeah, that one. Okay, meet me there at 3. Good, see you at 4.
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03-30-2004, 03:13 PM
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monaro
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Re: Make fun of YOURSELF
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Originally posted by Evil Chris
I'll start...
OK, so like tonight eh? I'm going to be oot and aboot a bit before I stop at the depanneur for a six of Molson, then it's straight home in time to catch the game, eh?
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ohh alright Chris, you asked for it!
I can certainly remember but fortunately never understood why it happened to myself. I shall come out and just say it. "I am really good in bed!" infact so good in bed that I have woken up with more than one smily stamp on my forehead. I have broken the bed head, I have cracked the bed frame. I have split a water bed, I have torn sheets, ripped pillow covers off the pillows. I have farted so hard in bed, not only I had to dry clean the sheets, infact I hired a carpet cleaner to clean up the bottom base of the bed, the mattress was totaled. That's the last time I eat a whole packet of chocolate bullets before bed......
yeah yeah yeah!, I once shit the bed!
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03-30-2004, 03:15 PM
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AdultLegal-Jim
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Tonight I'll probably go out to the bah and have some brews with my friends ta watch the B's
So fah their havin a wicked pissah season
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03-30-2004, 03:22 PM
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Evil Chris
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Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Tonight I'll probably go out to the bah and have some brews with my friends ta watch the B's
So fah their havin a wicked pissah season
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hahaha... that's what I'm talkin about!
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03-30-2004, 03:42 PM
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monaro
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I shall give it a Burl
After a Kip, i got up and did a brown dog..
Went to the ice box and took out some cow juice, looked at the date
and thought "she'll be Apples!"
Anyhow mate, I shall catch ya this Arvo, I will be tossing back some schooners.
I gotta go have a yarn to this sheila who got it up the duff and now has a bun in the oven to be sure if I am the father or not.
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03-30-2004, 03:52 PM
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SykkBoy
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um, I've made a career in this buisness out of making fun of myself...
;-)
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03-30-2004, 04:17 PM
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I am one of those people that no matter what I cannot talk slang to save my life.....it is pretty scarry!!!!
So I make fun of myself that I can't do that!!!
Last edited by gnat69; 03-30-2004 at 04:29 PM.
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03-30-2004, 05:02 PM
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Panky
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ounique
Okay, if I were still living in Pittsburgh it would be...
Hey yinze guys goin' dahntahn to get some perogies n' dat? I gatta stop at Giant Iggle n' get me some Iron City. Aw hell, I'll just stop at Permanni's on the way back so we have something to eat during the Stiller's game.
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LOL! I'm from Lancaster, PA. The sad thing is, I understood everything you just wrote.
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03-31-2004, 04:56 PM
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Amber
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I'm a city girl, now living in the country,
but I ain't quite sure how it's effected me...
The other day, I had to stop in the middle of the road to let a Turkey cross (for REAL!). The directions to my house are "take a Right at the Dudley Mart and Rest stop, Right at the old oak tree, Left at the end of the farm's fence...pass the black and brown spotted cows, Right at the 2nd gravel road and I'm the only paved driveway for miles, (for REAL!). Looking at local real estate for sale, I found a $500,000 beautiful home on 68+ acres...that INCLUDED a pig and a horse (for REAL!). My neighbors, several acres away, shoot guns off relentlessly on holidays? (for REAL!). Trucks around here actually have bumper stickers with confederate flags that read, "heritage not hate" (for REAL!)...and when walking out of the grocery store the other night, there was a dead bloody deer on the top of someone's car who was inside shopping (for REAL!)
Why do I live here you ask? Because my home is on a beautiful lake with 500 miles of shoreline that's tucked among the Blue Ridge Mountians and I was OVER city life.
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04-01-2004, 04:49 AM
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monaro
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Originally posted by Amber
I'm a city girl, now living in the country,
but I ain't quite sure how it's effected me...
The other day, I had to stop in the middle of the road to let a Turkey cross (for REAL!). The directions to my house are "take a Right at the Dudley Mart and Rest stop, Right at the old oak tree, Left at the end of the farm's fence...pass the black and brown spotted cows, Right at the 2nd gravel road and I'm the only paved driveway for miles, (for REAL!). Looking at local real estate for sale, I found a $500,000 beautiful home on 68+ acres...that INCLUDED a pig and a horse (for REAL!). My neighbors, several acres away, shoot guns off relentlessly on holidays? (for REAL!). Trucks around here actually have bumper stickers with confederate flags that read, "heritage not hate" (for REAL!)...and when walking out of the grocery store the other night, there was a dead bloody deer on the top of someone's car who was inside shopping (for REAL!)
Why do I live here you ask? Because my home is on a beautiful lake with 500 miles of shoreline that's tucked among the Blue Ridge Mountians and I was OVER city life.
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That is really nice. Just to be away from all the smoke and traffic and to be able to sit by under a tree and operate a laptop connected to the internet via a moble phone while looking out over towards the Blue Ridge Mountians.
If one could be in your shoes, I wish it would be me. Have a really great day@!
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04-01-2004, 07:31 AM
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Don Soporno
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hmmmmm...
its bout time I git up and cut off the TV and fix me sumpin to drink for I head to bed.
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04-01-2004, 07:42 AM
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Don Soporno
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alot would depend on what part of my heritage you want me to rip on. There are the Irish drunks who like to fight...the German Jew killers who like to fight, the indians who just like to drink...and fight.....My great uncle was Jesse James so my family was already one notch off. Since my father was a drug addict I was raised by my simi religious HIGHLY racist grandparents in the deep south in a town where we were the only whites. I secretly listened rap and hard rock while my grandparents preached about the world needing to be "Clensed" of its problems. I would spend my days alone gazing up at the sky daydreaming of one day inventing a machine that could destroy the world allowing me to rule as King.......ahhhh to be 5 again.
ok thats the best Dr. Evil I can give you...lol
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04-01-2004, 04:22 PM
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Don Soporno
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Quote:
Originally posted by Don Soporno
alot would depend on what part of my heritage you want me to rip on. There are the Irish drunks who like to fight...the German Jew killers who like to fight, the indians who just like to drink...and fight.....My great uncle was Jesse James so my family was already one notch off. Since my father was a drug addict I was raised by my simi religious HIGHLY racist grandparents in the deep south in a town where we were the only whites. I secretly listened rap and hard rock while my grandparents preached about the world needing to be "Clensed" of its problems. I would spend my days alone gazing up at the sky daydreaming of one day inventing a machine that could destroy the world allowing me to rule as King.......ahhhh to be 5 again.
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ok, lets play a little game...who here can pick out what of that is the truth and what I made up?
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04-01-2004, 04:51 PM
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Penrod
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Being from Florida (Metro parts anyways) we do not have an accent. So we will just make fun of the rest of you.
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04-01-2004, 05:47 PM
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NetRodent
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Quote:
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LOL! I'm from Lancaster, PA. The sad thing is, I understood everything you just wrote.
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I'm from Williamsport but I have no idea what a Giant Iggle is.
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04-01-2004, 08:02 PM
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Ounique
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Quote:
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I'm from Williamsport but I have no idea what a Giant Iggle is.
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LOL! Giant Eagle is a grocery store chain in the Pittsburgh area. The way people from the 'Burgh talk it usually sounds like they are saying "Giant Iggle". The funny thing about this is that the chain started a video rental department, and actually called it "Iggle Video". LOL!!!
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04-01-2004, 08:03 PM
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radicalx
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Re: Make fun of YOURSELF
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Originally posted by Evil Chris
I'll start...
OK, so like tonight eh? I'm going to be oot and aboot a bit before I stop at the depanneur for a six of Molson, then it's straight home in time to catch the game, eh?
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Your taking the piss of of the scottish language! For that your punishement is that you must swim in a vat of the finest scottish beer for 24 hours
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04-02-2004, 02:47 AM
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monaro
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Originally posted by Don Soporno
ok, lets play a little game...who here can pick out what of that is the truth and what I made up?
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inventing a machine that could destroy the world allowing me to rule as King... You would be killed also if you was to destroy the world!
I think when i was five(5) I wanted to be a porn star. cause I kept flashing my rock hard piggy wiggie at girls in pre-school.
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04-02-2004, 05:13 AM
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pornkitten
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My exboyfriend made a copy of all my sexy pictures on CD for me, how sweet right. Im so stupid I didnt realize he added a backdoor program I am so mad! I think thats why my credit cards got ran up Luckily I needeed a new computer anyway, and I have Spybot and it works!! It got rid of backweb and a DSO exploit on my friends computer. Next time I might get a Mac although Im not sure if its porn friendly...
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04-02-2004, 09:45 AM
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monaro
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My exboyfriend made a copy of all my sexy pictures on CD for me, how sweet right. Im so stupid I didnt realize he added a backdoor program I am so mad! I think thats why my credit cards got ran up Luckily I needeed a new computer anyway, and I have Spybot and it works!! It got rid of backweb and a DSO exploit on my friends computer. Next time I might get a Mac although Im not sure if its porn friendly...
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So this is how your cc was wrongly used?
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04-02-2004, 10:20 AM
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Evil Chris
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Re: Re: Make fun of YOURSELF
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Originally posted by radicalx
Your taking the piss of of the scottish language! For that your punishement is that you must swim in a vat of the finest scottish beer for 24 hours
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That's some kind of punishment!
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04-03-2004, 12:45 PM
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monaro
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Re: Re: Re: Make fun of YOURSELF
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That's some kind of punishment!
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Do we get to drink the beer afterwards?
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04-07-2004, 02:04 PM
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Ounique
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Originally posted by sexymischief
ok, ya know, so, it's like the other day like, i was talking to uhhh, ya know, what's her name, she was like, ya know, like i went to that place there and i was like totally bummed when i saw like ya know, what's his name, and like then we all got together, and like went out ya know to like the mall and like had some fun, ya know... eh?
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I used to hang out with this really cool girl and we were so on the same wavelength that we would talk just like this but we always knew what each other meant...
me: Hey, remember that guy at that place where we did the thing?
her: Oh, John at the Denny's where we had Robert's Birthday dinner? Yeah, what about him?
I swear, it was scary.
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04-07-2004, 02:35 PM
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Magnus3x
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OK this is BC:
Let's smoke one!
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04-07-2004, 02:43 PM
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PrincessX
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If I was still living up nort in MinneSOWta, I'd probably be headin out to do sum fishin' and get some beersss later down at da bar wit da group from back home doncha know.
Den, we'd probly get some more beersss and lutefisk hotdish to take back to da huntin' cabin.
Thank God I'm in sunny FLorida now!!!
Cheers!
Shannon G
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