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09-19-2005, 09:14 AM
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Contest Today On Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Ahoy Matey!
Today is talk like a pirate day! And we thought it would be fun to have a little contest. The prize is $100 usd cash.
Here's what you need to do to win! You must have the most original post, the rules...simple it has to be about pirates...You can post pics, stories, whatever you can think of.
We will pick 3 and get YOU to vote for the winner!
Happy sailings!
Arrrrrrrr! The contest will end at 5:00PM EST
HERE is a bit of history on talk like a pirate day! (BTW you can't copy anything from that site or any site, it has to be your own creation)
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09-19-2005, 09:21 AM
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All Hands on Deck!! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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09-19-2005, 09:22 AM
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Captain Hook god I loved that movie I mean seriously I had watched that movie over 100 times and still do! Which makes me wonder if they'll ever have any squals to it? I could just rant about everything in the movie altho I dont want to bore you. My other favorite story is the old fashion long john silver! it amazes me how people today still tell the tale of the old long john silver pirate captain and treasure island. Oh my gosh I almost forgot who could forget about the unforgettale recent movie that came out a year or two called pirates of the carribean the graphics/the acting who knew that johnny depp would actually play a decent pirate, the part that amazed me the most was when they were actually able to break the curse! how odd was that !?!?
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09-19-2005, 09:43 AM
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Driving to the office this morning on the Highway, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing 120km, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Tim Horton's coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the family jewels. The phone popped out of my hand, hitting me in the eye. She ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !
Now I have to walk around for a whole friggin month wearing an eye patch like a Pirate !!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS....AND THEIR MAKEUP.
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09-19-2005, 09:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by TheLegacy
Driving to the office this morning on the Highway, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a new Mustang doing 120KM, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the Tim Horton's coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big John and the family jewels. She ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call !
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS....AND THEIR MAKEUP.
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What does this have to do with the contest again? LMAO!!!!! ![Bonk](images/smilies/bonk.gif)
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09-19-2005, 09:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Funbrunette
What does this have to do with the contest again? LMAO!!!!!
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I have to wear an eye patch like a Pirate - read the 2nd last sentence
sorry you read it before editing
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09-19-2005, 09:50 AM
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Good luck everyone! ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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09-19-2005, 10:26 AM
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Good Luck Ye Mates!
Monaro landlubber looked up over towards the Captain's quarters to notice the thread titled Contest Today On Talk Like A Pirate Day!
"Shiver me timbers" Monaro skwarked with a shocked look on his wind sheared and salt sprayed face, he ran up to the poop deck to take a closer look.
ARRRRR!!! grabs his duffle, climbs the mizzenmast and begins to write his entry..
Monaro landlubber skwarks "Avast Ye!" powder monkey "gunner's assistant" bring the hogshead up here with Ye, it's over there near the orlop..
& Ye be drinking grog with me while we eat this cackle fruit. Monaro landlubber opens his duffle to take out some chicken eggs.
We ARRRRR in for a long day! After we get drunk we'll take a caulk.....
Futtock shrouds move in the ocean breeze as Monaro landlubber dreams about the davy jones's locker....
"All Hands on Deck!" a loud voice is heard, ARRRR that cockswain captain's attendant wants Monaro landlubber to swing the lead, Land Ahoy powder monkey bellows out
As the ship nears to shore Ye cockswain wants Monaro landlubber to measure the waters depth!
ARRRRR Ye Docked!!!!
Good Luck Ye Mates!
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09-19-2005, 11:30 AM
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Todd: hey Mark, I want to test your skills as a pirate.
Mark: sure Todd go ahead...
Todd: What will you do if in the middle of the ocean a storm came hitting you...
Mark: I will drop my anchor..
Todd: cool Mark...very nice...What if another storm came straight to you...
Mark: I'll drop another anchor..
Todd: Another storm came....
MArk: I'll drop another one....
After a long storm and dropping sessions...
Todd: hey wait a minute...where did you get all those anchors anyway...
Mark; Well where did you get all those storms....
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09-19-2005, 11:38 AM
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A pirate was on his way to his ship when he met an old man which he help and gave him food.In return, the old man gave him a bottle saying that if he scratch it a genie will appear and grant him wishes...
As soon as he was alone..he scratch the bottle and a genie appeared. And so he makes his wishes.
Man: I want to be rich..
Genie: Your wish is my command master...suddenly there was gold everywhere...
Man: I want a sexy woman now...
Genie: Your wish is my command master...then a super sexy lady appeared in front of him....to be continued...
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09-19-2005, 11:39 AM
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why do pirates watch porno movies?
because they are rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
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09-19-2005, 11:40 AM
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axedbydax
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Man: I want to be ....
a pig suddenly appreared hitting him and he accidentally says " shit "
well...you tell me what happened to the man...lol
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09-19-2005, 11:41 AM
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The ANGRY PIRATE:
That's when you are getting a blow job, and right before you cum you pull out and blast a wad right in their eye. This causes them to stand up with their hand over their eye (resembling an eye patch)... then you need to kick them in the shin really hard thereby causing them to groan AAARRRRRGGHHHH! while standing on one leg.
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09-19-2005, 11:48 AM
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09-19-2005, 12:14 PM
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TheLegacy
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Quote:
Originally posted by LAJ
The ANGRY PIRATE:
That's when you are getting a blow job, and right before you cum you pull out and blast a wad right in their eye. This causes them to stand up with their hand over their eye (resembling an eye patch)... then you need to kick them in the shin really hard thereby causing them to groan AAARRRRRGGHHHH! while standing on one leg.
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so much for "what happens in vegas, stays in vegas" ![Mad](images/smilies/mad.gif)
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09-19-2005, 12:56 PM
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We Are The Robot Pirates At The Stomach
Aye maties, if'n I hadn't come across this here backdated page on my firefox johnny roger, we could have all had a Salty Dog and saw the Robot Pirates at the Stomach.
Aye aye!
We Are The Robot Pirates At The Stomach
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09-19-2005, 01:22 PM
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Don Soporno
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ARRRRRG ye mateys.
When I was a wee lad I suffered from a speech ailment and had no mateys so I drabbed myself in pirate garb and went on a treasure hunt. My adventure started on Oct 31st. I scavenged from port to port looting for me sweet treats when I come across a mean old hag as tough as nails and as salty as the sea. She refused to give up the booty until I answered one question. "Where are all your buckeneers?" she kept asking " Where are all your Buckeneers?" Finally I replied as best I could. "On the side of my buckin head you stupid bitch now give me the damn candy!"
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09-19-2005, 01:25 PM
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Nancy M00re
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Actually,
The first thing that comes to my mind when I hear Pirate is that xxx movie called Pirates with Janine, Jesse Jane and other great Pornstars. If you have never seing the trailer , I suggest you take a look at it: http://piratesxxx.com/main.php?tab=trailer#
It is the most expensive xxx movie production so far in the history of Porn. I am actually thinking about buying it.
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09-19-2005, 01:51 PM
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Stephane76
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nancy Gamma
Actually,
The first thing that comes to my mind when I hear Pirate is that xxx movie called Pirates with Janine, Jesse Jane and other great Pornstars. If you have never seing the trailer , I suggest you take a look at it: http://piratesxxx.com/main.php?tab=trailer#
It is the most expensive xxx movie production so far in the history of Porn. I am actually thinking about buying it.
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09-19-2005, 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by Stephane76
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You liked? ![Stick Out Tongue](images/smilies/tongue.gif)
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09-19-2005, 02:24 PM
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Stephane76
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loved the trailer, i made a special post bout it in a french forum.
Too bad johnny Depp did not join ...
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09-19-2005, 03:08 PM
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Quote:
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loved the trailer, i made a special post bout it in a french forum.
Too bad johnny Depp did not join ...
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LOl
No chances of that happening. He is probably well served with his "Vannesa Paradis " Cutie.
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09-19-2005, 03:11 PM
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fuckin A thats awesome. One I will definalty have to own. A few of those chicks are some of my favorites.
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09-19-2005, 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Don Soporno
fuckin A thats awesome. One I will definalty have to own. A few of those chicks are some of my favorites.
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Here is the link to by it: http://www.digitalplayground.com/sto...ct.php?pid=725
It's not released yet. Soon though, 09/26/2005.
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09-19-2005, 04:45 PM
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15 minutes left peeps! Hurry and submit your entries (you can submit more than once)
Good luck!
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09-19-2005, 04:57 PM
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very nice contest!! good luck everyone...
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09-19-2005, 05:00 PM
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when will the voting start?
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09-19-2005, 05:00 PM
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i vote for vp0.net's entry
i vote for vp0.net's entry
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Captain Hook god I loved that movie I mean seriously I had watched that movie over 100 times and still do! Which makes me wonder if they'll ever have any squals to it? I could just rant about everything in the movie altho I dont want to bore you. My other favorite story is the old fashion long john silver! it amazes me how people today still tell the tale of the old long john silver pirate captain and treasure island. Oh my gosh I almost forgot who could forget about the unforgettale recent movie that came out a year or two called pirates of the carribean the graphics/the acting who knew that johnny depp would actually play a decent pirate, the part that amazed me the most was when they were actually able to break the curse! how odd was that !?!?
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09-19-2005, 05:01 PM
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it has already started! nancy gamma has received the first one btw congrads nancy!
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09-19-2005, 05:08 PM
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Stephane76
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pffff he is the real Pirate :::::
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