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Old 07-17-2007, 03:44 PM   #1
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Talking Things women can't do...

I saw this earlier and got a good chuckle out of it, so I figured I'd share.

1. Know anything about a car except its color.

2. Understand a film plot.

3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.

4. Lift.

5. Throw.

6. Run.

7. Park.

8. Read a map.

9. Rob a bank.

10. Sit still.

11. Tell a joke.

12. Play snooker.

13. Pay for dinner.

14. Eat a kebab while walking.

15. Argue without shouting.

16. Get told off without crying.

17. Understand fruit machines.

18. Walk past a shoe shop.

19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.

20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.

21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.

22. Let you sleep with a hang over.

23. Drink a pint gracefully.

24. Get a round in.

25. Throw a punch.

26. Do magic.

27. Like your friends.

28. Eat a really hot curry.

29. Get to the point.

30. Buy plain envelopes.

31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.

32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".

33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.

34. Avoid credit card debt.

35. Dive into a pool.

36. Assemble furniture.

37. Set a video recorder.

38. Not to try to change you.

39. Watch a war film.

40. Understand why flirting results in violence.

41. Spend a day by themselves.

42. Go to the toilet by themselves.

43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.

44. Choose a video quickly.

45. Piss on a wall

46. Get this far without having argued with at least 5 of the above.
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Old 07-17-2007, 04:23 PM   #2
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i can go on for days, months, weeks without text message
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:18 PM   #3
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some are true but more are not...LOL
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:36 PM   #4
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That is seroiusly funny.....
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Old 07-17-2007, 10:58 PM   #5
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i can go on for days, months, weeks without text message
Send me your number we will fix that..
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:38 PM   #6
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Damn, I knew there was a reason I was superior.
Now I have documented proof!
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Old 07-19-2007, 04:41 PM   #7
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Damn, I knew there was a reason I was superior.
Now I have documented proof!

Panky look what you've done...lol
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Old 07-19-2007, 05:10 PM   #8
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Panky look what you've done...lol
It's all part of the conspiracy to let men believe they are the superior gender. We have to throw them a bone every so often to keep things in check.
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Old 07-19-2007, 05:58 PM   #9
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It's all part of the conspiracy to let men believe they are the superior gender. We have to throw them a bone every so often to keep things in check.
This is so true!!! My wife does it to me all the time!
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:22 AM   #10
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Flirting results in violence?
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It's all part of the conspiracy to let men believe they are the superior gender. We have to throw them a bone every so often to keep things in check.
Perception IS reality. We, the man race, are very 2 dimensional. When we have a simple answer that makes us feel warm and fuzzy, we don't go looking for a complicated answer that's unpleasant.

What else would explain why perfectly sane men stand in front of clergy, the public, and our friends and say "Forsaking all others, till death do us part?"

I mean, REALLY?
Does this NOT demonstrate some mass psychosis?



sometime later.....

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Old 07-21-2007, 12:14 PM   #12
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10. Sit still.

So true!
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haha, nice list there Panky
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:56 PM   #14
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lol.
Now we need one for the men
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Old 07-22-2007, 07:58 AM   #15
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very nice list Panky..Very interesting
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:33 PM   #16
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That's some funny stuff!
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Old 07-22-2007, 10:54 PM   #17
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Perception IS reality. We, the man race, are very 2 dimensional. When we have a simple answer that makes us feel warm and fuzzy, we don't go looking for a complicated answer that's unpleasant.

What else would explain why perfectly sane men stand in front of clergy, the public, and our friends and say "Forsaking all others, till death do us part?"

I mean, REALLY?
Does this NOT demonstrate some mass psychosis?



sometime later.....

LOL! It's the power of the pussy combined with organized religion.
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Old 07-22-2007, 11:03 PM   #18
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The only 1 thats true is the very last... seriously i can do all except ur last 1 bout arguing with at least 5 - coz i argued with all coz i can do all.
Whats wrong with you guys?
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:15 PM   #19
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Im totally laughing out loud. I'm guilty of about 50% of those.
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Old 07-25-2007, 05:59 AM   #20
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Not all in the list are the things that girls cant do
Im a girl I cant leave without my phones
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Old 07-25-2007, 03:30 PM   #21
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2. Understand a film plot.
So very very very true
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