Marketing: How to pick up a hot chick

[TheLegacy]

I have had several people comment on how much they liked my description of marketing as it relates to the adult world. So heres a copy and paste of the article that was written for YNOT News.

http://ynotnews.ynotmasters.com/iss...1404/page4.html


heres some marketing thoughts from that article::

You see a smoking hot babe at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's direct marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a smoking hot babe. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed." That's advertising.

You see a smoking hot babe at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed.” That's telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a smoking hot babe. You get up and straighten your suit. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten her hair that fell gently out of place. Then brushing your arm lightly against her breast, and say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's public relations.

You're at a party and see a smoking hot babe. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's brand recognition.

You're at a party and see a smoking hot babe. You talk her into going home with your friend. That's a sales rep.

Your friend can't satisfy her so she calls you. That's tech support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be smoking hot babes in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's spam.