Unbreakable sports records

Evil Chris · 08-01-2007, 11:28 AM

Interesting photo article I found at the CBC yesterday about sports records that will probably stand the test of time.

http://www.cbc.ca/photogallery/sports/592/

Rocky Marciano's 49-0 boxing record is incredible. Hard to imagine that could ever be beaten.

SykkBoy · 08-01-2007, 02:24 PM

Cy Young's 511 wins is up there. There are a ton of pitchers who've never even pitched 511 games, muchless win that many

TheLegacy · 08-01-2007, 04:47 PM

well I'm sorry but sex is a sport for me.. so here

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12

Evil Chris · 08-01-2007, 07:25 PM

(shrugging Legacy off)... ahem...

I personally think that Gretzky's record of 39 goals in 50 games could be broken. Especially these days when overall more pucks are going in the net than ever before, and players are getting bigger and stronger all the time.

That being said, it's not so much physique that makes the hockey player good, but what is between the ears. This is true in most sports anyway.

zand_stein · 08-02-2007, 03:39 AM

Thanks for posting that............

Ronaldo · 08-03-2007, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SykkBoy

Cy Young's 511 wins is up there.

Yeah, that one will never be broken.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leaf lovin' Jackass

I personally think that Gretzky's record of 39 goals in 50 games could be broken. Especially these days when overall more pucks are going in the net than ever before, and players are getting bigger and stronger all the time.

Ugh.

It won't be broken in our lifetime man.

You've really got me questioning your hockey knowledge. I don't think I can talk hockey with you anymore. Bigger and stronger players means less room for the skilled players...unless they go to International rink sizes (which they should and THEN it could at least be approached). Don't believe me? See below...

"More pucks are going in the net than ever before"???

Here's a few numbers for you.

1984-1985

21 teams played 80 games each and combined for 6530 goals.

2006-2007

30 teams played 82 games each and combined for 7264 goals.

84-85 team average per game? 3.88
06-07 team average per game? 2.95

That's almost 2 goals less per game than when the Oilers dynasty was in full swing. That's the only year I checked btw. I'd bet there's at LEAST two other years in there that blows the scoring today away.

Just for a bonus...

84-85 highest scoring team-Edmonton-401 goals
84-85 lowest scoring team-Toronto-253 (ahahaha, that IS a bonus. Have they been THAT bad for THAT long? I guess so.) (would rank tied for 11th in 06-07)

06-07 highest scoring team-Buffalo-308 goals (would rank 12th in 84-85)
06-07 lowest scoring team-Edmonton 195 goals

I know you love the Leafs man, even though they're pathetic and all, and for that I respect your loyalty. But making ridiculous statements like that I can't let slide. Maybe watching Toronto all these years has made you forget what HOCKEY is? I dunno.

Evil Chris · 08-03-2007, 10:51 AM

Ron, the best part of all this is that I had you looking up hockey stats at 4 o'clock in the morning.... LOL

Ronaldo · 08-03-2007, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The guy that can't admit when he's so blatantly wrong

Ron, the best part of all this is that I had you looking up hockey stats at 4 o'clock in the morning.... LOL

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't have much big boy. It took 1 minute to find and 10 minutes to add it all up. Plus, it was fun to reflect on what hockey used to be. Thanks.

I wish I knew as much about basketball as I do about hockey though. At least it's an exciting sport.

Evil Chris · 08-03-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't have much big boy. It took 1 minute to find and 10 minutes to add it all up. Plus, it was fun to reflect on what hockey used to be. Thanks.

I wish I knew as much about basketball as I do about hockey though. At least it's an exciting sport.

Oh you're up. Still on your first coffee?

Basketball? Oh man... come back and talk to me when you're back watching a real sport.

Ronaldo · 08-03-2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Basketball? Oh man... come back and talk to me when you're back watching a real sport.

What sport? Hockey? I already told you I can't talk hockey with you because it's clear you don't know anything about it.

Read up on lacrosse or something. Nobody knows or cares about it and you'll come across as a real authority.

Evil Chris · 08-03-2007, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronaldo

What sport? Hockey? I already told you I can't talk hockey with you because it's clear you don't know anything about it.

Read up on lacrosse or something. Nobody knows or cares about it and you'll come across as a real authority.

Lacrosse is another sport you'll never watch since it involves body checking, not throwing a dainty ball around a court.

Ronaldo · 08-03-2007, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris

Lacrosse is another sport you'll never watch since it involves body checking, not throwing a dainty ball around a court.

See. You sound like an authority. If you read a book on the subject I'm sure you could keep us spellbound for hours with what you know...unlike hockey.

Unfortunate, as I said, nobody cares.

sassygirl · 08-03-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

well I'm sorry but sex is a sport for me.. so here

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12

nice records...