Life in the fast lane...

[MorganGrayson]

ROME (Reuters) - The zig-zagging car gave them away.

When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had been trying to have sex with the driver -- 11 years her junior.

After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drunk driving.

"He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol) limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan.

"We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and then things got out of control."

Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he wasn't sure -- but somehow doubted it.

"Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this."


It's very sad that the cop thinks that. Granted, we were much younger, sober, and my husband can drive very, very well...but we were also married....

[domtheboy]

Tell the truth Morgan, this was you and your hubby right ?

[shade001]

Morgan wouldn't have gotten caught.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by shade001
Morgan wouldn't have gotten caught.

Thank you, darling. Your wonderful faith is most appreciated.

dom... ...I'm of a "certain age" but I'm not quite THAT old!

I have to admit, once I heard that horrifying story of the couple who got rear-ended during what was - up to that moment - a wonderful blowjob, resulting in the lady accidentally biting off the gentleman's...er...well, hell, that was the absolute END of moving vehicle blowjobs. Luckily, a good imagination doth provide many and varied other fun things one can do in a car.

Oral sex was relegated to "you pull this thing over and PARK!"

[Gruntled]

I've heard horor stories about accidently being rear-ended during a blowjob, but I don't recall vehicles being part of the conversation...

[StaceyJo]

"Things got out of control."

yeah fucking a 70 yo woman, just like nanafunk...