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08-13-2003, 07:44 AM
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Taass
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This is how easy it is to ruin your reputation !
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.
"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence?
Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. Piled it for months.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Fence-Builder?
Nooo.."
Then the old man gestured at the bar.
"Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is?
I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that wood with me own hard labor, for eight days.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Bar-builder?
Nooo..."
Then the old man points out the window.
"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see that pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see?
I built that pier with the sweat off me back.
I nailed it board by board.
But do they call me McGregor-the-Pier-Builder?
Nooo..."
Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.
"But ya fuck one goat . . . "
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08-13-2003, 10:25 AM
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Panky
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LOL! Good one!
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08-13-2003, 10:25 AM
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Johny Traffic
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08-13-2003, 11:03 AM
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08-13-2003, 11:20 AM
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Mister X
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McGregor the goat fucker. hahaha. Good one ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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08-13-2003, 11:39 AM
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Taass
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Thought this one was kinda cute too so here's another one
Don't Do Dope :
Monday, two boys were in court after doing their community service for vandalism charges, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up selling drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said (pointing to small circle) this is your asshole before prison..... and (pointing to the large circle) this is your asshole after prison.
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08-13-2003, 12:50 PM
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Phoenix
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ouch...i wonder if that really goes on in prison..i mean maybe the big prisons where people are there for decades..but id hate to think someone locked up for a month..turns to his cellmate
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08-13-2003, 02:03 PM
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Panky
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LOL! I've seen the 2 circles one, but it was geared towards drunk driving.
I think whether or not you get sodomized in prison depends on a number of factors. Like age, appear weak and vulnerable, enemies, with or without gang protection, length of sentence, the crime you were convicted of...
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08-13-2003, 10:13 PM
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Oceansmedia J
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don't be too surprised, Butt pirating goes on even in youth facilities. My friend works in a youth facility and she says they have to constantly be on the lookout for victimization. The victims rarely say anything when it happens...........ouch...
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08-13-2003, 11:25 PM
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emmanuelle
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Stephen Donaldson was a student in 1973, when he joined a protest against the Vietnam War. As the protest, outside the White House, gathered momentum, Donaldson was dragged from the crowd by police, driven to the County Jail and placed on remand pending a possible charge of trespass. There, the sadistic corrections officer threw the long-haired pacifist to the wolves. In those two days in the cells, Donaldson was anally and orally gang-raped more than 60 times. On release he founded the Stop Prisoner Rape pressure group. In 1996 he died of AIDS.
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08-14-2003, 12:49 PM
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TheTaoOfSexology
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Yeah the goatfucker is funny, and inmate rape is sad but true. I was in law enforcement for many years. It happens on all levels. In fact sometimes the CO's sanction it.
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08-14-2003, 04:43 PM
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Taass
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Hopefully it's not as bad as we see in american movies ?
Here in Denmark i think jail is more or less like a holiday trip for most of the prisoners, And unless it's some rough child related crime that the other prisoners want to punish i couldn't realy see this happening here..
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08-14-2003, 06:13 PM
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StuartD
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Mcgregor? Is that you??
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08-14-2003, 06:38 PM
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Taass
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*LOL*
Is that pic even legal to post ? ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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