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Old 07-02-2003, 02:39 PM   #1
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It was published in England's Sunday Times

Go to http://www.sunday-times-appointments.co.uk/ then search for the word "swine"

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Job Title: Personal Assistant to Eccentric Tax Exile

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Permanent

Job Description:

Salary: equiv £100,000 pa

If you are a highly intelligent workaholic with a skin like a rhinoceros and don't mind being asked to keep twenty balls in the air at once, then this could be just the job for you!

You will work 24hrs a day 365 days a year and spend the bulk of your time based on a superyacht in the Med and the Caribbean organising the life of the most disorganised person you can imagine! You will be expected to spend several weeks a year skiing and it would also help if you could dive, sail, fly fixed wing and rotary wing aircraft and speak several European Languages including, most importantly, Spanish. Your boss has business interests in the States and Europe and you will be travelling extensively with him.

It isn't all glamour though - your brain will be very much required, but you will also carry bags, book flights, act as chauffeur and generally do any grot work that needs doing. If you are married and want the job - get divorced now, because you will never see your partner again! In view of the fact that you will effectively be selling your soul, you will be well paid. The only downside of the job is that you would be working for an inconsiderate, insensitive and demanding swine. Still - you can't have everything!

Send your CV to at janex999@hotmail.com


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Email janex999@hotmail.com

Job Reference Number: ST-08062003/54512

Source: Sunday Times Appointments

Region: Not Stated

Salary Bracket: £100,000 + Per Annum
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Old 07-02-2003, 03:02 PM   #2
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£100,000 + Per Annum

Probably a hell of a lot of fringe benefits as well.
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