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Old 11-15-2004, 09:59 AM   #1
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Exclamation The PERFECT husband!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000;
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment!




Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:22 AM   #2
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hahahahaha
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:37 PM   #3
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With a title like that, EC gets NO mention.

But that's a damn funny joke!
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:00 PM   #4
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..too good to be true....
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:39 PM   #5
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Old 11-15-2004, 07:36 PM   #6
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Chris is noticably vacant from this thread LOL
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Old 11-16-2004, 02:53 AM   #7
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Old 11-16-2004, 07:04 AM   #8
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hahahaha that's hilarious.
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:58 AM   #9
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that's so cute!
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