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08-05-2005, 04:13 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Best drunk story of the month
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today *hic* and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, *hic* the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it! *hic*"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa, go home, you're drunk."
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08-05-2005, 04:21 PM
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Visualad
is massaging his Schram
SeXy TiMe!
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08-05-2005, 05:26 PM
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Stephane76
is Caca ki sent Bon!
cacapowa!!!
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Good one !
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08-05-2005, 05:39 PM
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axedbydax
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Get ready to be axed!
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hahahaha...very funny.... 
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08-05-2005, 05:55 PM
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Rochard
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Funbrunette's BITCH!!!
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Classic.
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08-05-2005, 06:15 PM
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sammy
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hahaha nice one 
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08-05-2005, 09:04 PM
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McAttack
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I eat paint chips!
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Another edition of Evil Chris Family Secrets. lol
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08-05-2005, 10:04 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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hahaha.... could be! But I've never been a biker. |
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08-06-2005, 01:46 AM
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xxxmalouxxx
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funny shit man!
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08-06-2005, 04:02 AM
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trishie
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08-06-2005, 08:25 AM
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gorgeous
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hahahaha
thanks for the good laugh
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08-06-2005, 03:36 PM
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Don Soporno
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Get your Blog STOMPED!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, thats a good one Chris
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08-08-2005, 02:05 AM
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war_ner
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another funny stuff here! haha. keep them coming.
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08-08-2005, 09:27 AM
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Panky
is the Queen of Mean
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LOL! That's a keeper.
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08-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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MindyBlingBucks
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I Blinged last night!
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Good one thanks for sharing!!! |
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08-08-2005, 03:06 PM
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Janell
is feeling a little
jedi
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HAHAHAHA Good old grandpa.
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08-09-2005, 12:52 AM
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bugsy
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hahahaha funny stuff!!!
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08-09-2005, 10:13 PM
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BuggyG
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hmmm... old and changed
but still a chuckle out of it
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08-09-2005, 11:37 PM
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war_ner
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any other drunk stories you got there?
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