Let's Talk About Sex

war_ner · 03-06-2006, 10:54 PM

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

03-07-2006, 01:13 AM

lmao... those are great

Trouble Tonya · 03-09-2006, 11:57 AM

WOOHOO I love the hallway sex. Its my favorite!