10 Ways to Know You Have PMS

Bratt · 03-29-2004, 11:06 PM

10 Ways to Know You Have PMS

Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-dating."

Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

You're counting down the days until menopause.

You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

03-30-2004, 05:03 AM

Okay guy's how about we give a minutes silence for a cure for PMS!

blazi · 03-30-2004, 11:05 AM

ok, moment of silence is over time to post hehe

Your using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-dating."

^ this one is funniest LOL

03-30-2004, 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by monaro
Okay guy's how about we give a minutes silence for a cure for PMS!

I wish there was a cure.....I hate being bitchy, Actually I love being bitchy, but not this time of the month.....LOL

Evil Chris · 03-30-2004, 05:54 PM

As for me, there is only ONE way to know that I do not have PMS.

PenetratinP · 03-31-2004, 04:45 AM

I have the utmost sympathy for women suffering from PMS.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way.......why do women sometimes not warn us guys that their PMS is in full swing?

My biz partner and I had 8 friends with us in Cancun for spring break. One of the girls staying with us was super bitchy the whole time.

I just found out a few days ago that she is actually a very sweet girl and that she had PMS in Cancun.

If we had known about her condition we wouldn't have given her so much shit about her attitude.

Evil Chris · 03-31-2004, 11:00 AM

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Originally posted by PenetratinP
Now that I've gotten that out of the way.......why do women sometimes not warn us guys that their PMS is in full swing?

Yes that's a good idea. Maybe the ladies could wear a specific color shirt or something on those days... just so we men know to be on our best behaviour.

dyonisus · 03-31-2004, 11:49 AM

PMS in our house is a four letter word

Diva · 03-31-2004, 12:15 PM

When I can't seem to eat enough Chocolate...thta's when I know I am PMSing

hmmmmm....Chocolate

Bratt · 03-31-2004, 02:04 PM

We call PMS week "HELL WEEK " around our house. I just look at Kre and tell him... honey, this is "HELL WEEK " so be careful this week... AND get all the sex you need cuz next week you are SOL... LOL

LaughingEyes · 03-31-2004, 03:10 PM

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Now that I've gotten that out of the way.......why do women sometimes not warn us guys that their PMS is in full swing?

Just look into our eyes. They say it all! LOL

nanda · 04-01-2004, 01:00 AM

I got cramps for a few months after I got my period for the first time ever, since then I've never had cramps...and have never had PMS...