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12-29-2002, 09:18 AM
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DragonKing
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Change Your Lattitude!
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Max Cash Caption Contest! an Easy $100 !!
Ok,
We all love caption contests! At least I do and it's Max Cash's Hundred Bucks I'm giving away on thier behalf so here are a few simple rules!
1) Submit all captions here
2) Evil Chris and FB will be the judges
3) "Got Milk" is too easy so forget that one!
4) The most creative and funny wins $100
5) $100 to be paid in person at VBar in Vegas
6) If winner is not attending, PayPal can be arranged.
That's it Start Submitting!
Max Cash Rocks!!
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Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like no-one's watching.
Sing like no-one's listening.
Live like there's no tommorow.
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12-29-2002, 12:16 PM
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cool1
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Summer is finally here!
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MOOOOOOOOO!!! What a set of Teats on that little hefer
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12-29-2002, 01:35 PM
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Vid Vicious
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Porn lifer
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Getting into the Moooo D
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12-29-2002, 03:23 PM
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Platinum Dave
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Hey DK if its MC money, make is $1000, come on!!!
how ya doing bro? Long time no talk....
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12-29-2002, 03:37 PM
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DragonKing
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Change Your Lattitude!
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haha!!
Dave Im doing great man! Can't wait to see you in vegas!
It's actually my hundred, I'm offering it in Max Cash's name cause they're so good to me!
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Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like no-one's watching.
Sing like no-one's listening.
Live like there's no tommorow.
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12-29-2002, 07:55 PM
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baddog
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are we limited to the number of captions we submit?
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12-29-2002, 07:57 PM
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Platinum Dave
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Be good to talk to you again soon, tell me whats new in DKville
Make sure you stop by one of the Platinum Bucks parties, or come by my booth. I am sure we'll find each other somewhere
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12-29-2002, 07:57 PM
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baddog
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Double your pleasure . . . . Double your fun
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12-29-2002, 08:03 PM
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baddog
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One of the good guys
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Mooo-ve over Britney, Mooo-ria is mooo-vin in
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12-29-2002, 08:05 PM
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baddog
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One of the good guys
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Voted top producer at Adohr Dairy Farms 3 years running
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12-29-2002, 08:09 PM
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baddog
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Old McDonald had a farm, ee-I-ee-I-oh
and on this farm he had a cow, and what a cow she was - ee-I-ee-I-oh
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12-29-2002, 08:12 PM
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baddog
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while most operations on the modern dairy farm were now mechanized, Farmer Jones always made sure to personally milk Daisy by hand
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12-29-2002, 09:09 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Location: Montreal
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DK.... excellent idea for a contest!
haha... I love caption contests... Some of them so far are pretty good too!
Hey Platinum Dave! How's it going?  |
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12-29-2002, 09:14 PM
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Mister X
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There's more of me to love!
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12-29-2002, 09:16 PM
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Mister X
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Aren't you glad I'm not a bull?
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12-29-2002, 09:18 PM
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Mister X
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Dr. Evil's wife was truly shocked to find out the real reason her husband became a genetic engineer. 
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12-29-2002, 09:18 PM
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Socks Manly
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Member
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"Would you? Y'know..."
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<A HREF="http://www.AdultSiteSurfer.com">Adult Site Surfer.com - Is Your Paysite ASS Approved?</A>
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12-29-2002, 09:20 PM
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Mister X
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No matter how hard Farmer Brown tried he could not get Elsie to wear a bra.
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12-29-2002, 09:20 PM
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TDF
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Citizen X
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im just a sexy cow,wanna lick my udders?
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12-29-2002, 09:20 PM
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TDF
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Citizen X
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im udderly horny baby!
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12-29-2002, 09:20 PM
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PMGames
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Member
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Yup.
Your stupid jokes are right, so shut up!
Ma' was daddie's favorite cow in the barn.
He never had pussy so good on those lonely cold nights.
If you think I look funny....go look at Miss Piggy over there flopping her ass in the mud.
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12-29-2002, 09:21 PM
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CumSensei
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Senior Member
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I know what you are thinking:
"I wish I had 4 hands"
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12-29-2002, 09:21 PM
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Mister X
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I'm feeling a little horny. Wanna see what's under my tail?
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12-29-2002, 09:22 PM
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Hashishan
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B.O.F.H.
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"Michael Jackson spends another 100 million dollars on cosmetic surgery."
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12-29-2002, 09:23 PM
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Mister X
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I wanted to get my nipples pierced but that might cause a problem with the milking machine.
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12-29-2002, 09:24 PM
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CumSensei
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Senior Member
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"This vodka makes me see doubble"
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12-29-2002, 09:25 PM
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Mister X
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Once you go black and white you'll never go back!
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12-29-2002, 09:27 PM
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Mister X
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The real reason that hillbillies look like they do.
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12-29-2002, 09:29 PM
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Mister X
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Why doesn't Farmer Brown milk the other cows 12 times a day?
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12-29-2002, 09:31 PM
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Mister X
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I hope this doesn't mean I'll have quadrulets when calving season comes!
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