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04-19-2003, 05:14 PM
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12clicks
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Die Leafs Die!
Elvis has left the building with 10 minutes to go in the 3rd.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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04-19-2003, 05:37 PM
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12clicks
should edit this
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chickenshit Domi does his usual run and hide act at the end.
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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04-19-2003, 05:38 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 12,984
xBucks: 389,213
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What do you know about hockey anyway?
Go back to your Gameboy!!!! LEAFS 4EVER!!!!
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04-19-2003, 05:47 PM
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Magnus3x
is superfantastico!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ontariarioooooooooooo
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04-19-2003, 06:52 PM
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Pidgin
should edit this
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Thats what heppens when you inhale the leafs kids.
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04-19-2003, 07:50 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,933
xBucks: 284,021
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Poor Chris is sad now!
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04-19-2003, 11:27 PM
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monger
should edit this
Citizen X
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The Moon
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Leafs are gonna win the cup!
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04-19-2003, 11:52 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally posted by monger
Leafs are gonna win the cup!
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WOO HOO! Welcome to xnations, monger!
Nevermind 12Clicks... he's probably a Wings fan. LOL (sorry Magnus)
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04-20-2003, 12:44 AM
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swoop
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: New Jersey
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Domi...what a puss...Brashear woulda F'd him up if he came near him, but noooooo Domi skated away.
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04-20-2003, 08:30 AM
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12clicks
should edit this
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Quote:
Originally posted by monger
Leafs are gonna win the cup!
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The dixie cup?
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i
begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from
Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteena Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is
nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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04-21-2003, 10:45 AM
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sherie
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 741
xBucks: 4,571
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Domi is not a puss. Did you not hear that he has a severe injury to his elbow that needs to be drained during the game?? And it ain't over yet!!
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