Hidden Windows Commands

[Bratt]

Hidden Windows Commands




System Failure - Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.


Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.


Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!


Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.


Close your eyes and press escape three times.


Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.


This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."


To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."


File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)


Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)


Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.


Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)


WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCILANDPAPER.SYS)


User Error: Replace user - now get out of here!


Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"


Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...


If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations.

G'day Bratt, If I was a program installed onto your pc, would you delete me?