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10-14-2008, 10:45 AM
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12ClicksMichele
is always as usual
Words and stuff
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Dirty Jerzee
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And then the fight started....
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Securit y. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started..
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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10-14-2008, 12:52 PM
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#2
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Location: Montreal
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haha... those are good!
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10-14-2008, 03:21 PM
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B O B
is I got teen babes!
Box Stuffer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: San Diego
Posts: 397
xBucks: 8,554
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hahaha
I am not HAPPY
lol hahahhaa
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10-14-2008, 06:03 PM
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emac
should edit this
Citizen X
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Philippines
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hahaha..when i saw this post i started laughing!
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10-16-2008, 10:06 AM
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manuglobalacces
should edit this
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Location: Andorra
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nice, 
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10-16-2008, 01:07 PM
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Kristine
is a sexy biatch too
Citizen X
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Romania
Posts: 170
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Hahaha, very funny. I liked the second one most.
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10-16-2008, 01:09 PM
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Vid Vicious
is makin porn
Porn lifer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 3,514
xBucks: 64,526
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roflmao .. funny stuff ..
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10-16-2008, 05:11 PM
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RD_Shane
is editing audio
Citizen X
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Kansas
Posts: 141
xBucks: 8,170
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Oh man... those were to funny. Thanks for posting them. I needed a good laugh.
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10-16-2008, 07:01 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 8,933
xBucks: 284,056
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 Funny!!! |
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10-17-2008, 04:37 AM
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ExLust
is a WebCashMaker
Citizen X
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 42
xBucks: 566
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hahahaha... great post!
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10-17-2008, 05:38 AM
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RageCash-Ben
is on the lost highway
Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Australia
Posts: 228
xBucks: 3,261
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great jokes, I actually laughed  |
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10-20-2008, 12:16 PM
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TheEnforcer
is Buy advertising from
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Insanity USA
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xBucks: 10,654
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LOL
Always nice to have a laugh during the day...
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10-21-2008, 12:07 PM
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thruma
is hard at work.(double
meaning)
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 920
xBucks: 6,278
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lol
Those were good
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