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If your eyes were gouged out, that might alleviate your dilemma.
Asker:
Thanks. I was thinking of having my eyes gouged out - but that would not help as I am blind. This question was not supposed to be offensive. I consider myself ugly - I had a car crash which left me severely deformed and I lost my sight. Reason for Q is that they now do these operations in India.
Answer - How about stupid men having a brain transplant?
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