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03-27-2003, 11:16 AM
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Ronaldo
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because Chris is a
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The Houdini and other obscure sexual references.
http://www.number-one-adult-sexual-h...m/obsecure.htm
Post you favorite.
Mine is the Hiudini (Should probably be Houdini)
"While banging your bitch doggystyle build up until your about to cum then pull out and spit on her back, when she turns around let her have it in the face"
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03-27-2003, 11:26 AM
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Ronaldo
is only editing this
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This would be a close second.
The Bronco
"You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off."
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03-27-2003, 11:53 AM
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luke
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There's definitely some pretty funny ones in there. Don't know if I could pick just one!
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03-27-2003, 12:16 PM
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zoe_zoebaboe
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Gross...
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03-27-2003, 12:25 PM
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Mister X
should edit this
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Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
If you do this one right she'll thank you for saving her from a nasty burn, lol.
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03-27-2003, 12:28 PM
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LadySharlot
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Hahahhaha--OMG, that's some FUNNY SCHTUFF!!! LOL
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03-27-2003, 12:37 PM
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Vid Vicious
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I've brown bagged it before .. LOL
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03-27-2003, 12:49 PM
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zoe_zoebaboe
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Fish-Hook
When you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.
Theres more then one type of fishhook?
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03-27-2003, 01:14 PM
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
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LMAO!!!!!! 
Cop's Delight
The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut. |
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03-27-2003, 09:30 PM
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Ronaldo
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The Rodeo
"Similar to the Bronco. You start once again, banging a chick from behind. At a pre-arranged time you grab her hair with one hand just as several buddies bust into the room. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy. Yee Haw!"
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03-28-2003, 01:39 PM
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fish
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The Fish Eye
From behind, you shove both fists in her ass (or his if in prison). Thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motionsignaling that she has been there and done that.
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03-28-2003, 03:27 PM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Stingy Nut
When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.
BWAHAHAHA....
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