Pearls melt in vinegar. 
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough 
leather for a year's supply of footballs.   (Eeeeewwwww) 
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating  are already married. 
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,  Coca-Cola,  and  Budweiser,  in that order. 
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. 
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the  palms of  their hands. 
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale  of vodka. 
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses  every letter in the alphabet.  
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable. 
Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. 
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver,  and purple. 
"I am" is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 
The average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. 
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses.  The horses were  tabled on  the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases. 
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the  name of the Don McLean song.) 
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people  without killing them used to burn their houses 
down - hence the expression "to get fired." 
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July  4th,  John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on  August 2, but the last signature wasn't added  until 5 years later. 
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them  looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt. 
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain. 
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds. 
The name Jeep came from the abbreviation used in the army for  the "General Purpose" vehicle, G.P. 
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point  in  Colorado. 
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. 
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have  $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money 
in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. 
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has never  won a Superbowl. 
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional  sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day 
before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game. 
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. 
The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was  actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white. 
Now your smarter then you were before reading all this crap! 
