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Old 09-13-2005, 05:19 AM   #1
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Default An email I received the other day about Marketing.

The buzz word in today's business world is marketing. However, people
often ask for a simple explanation of the concept.

Well, here it is -- everything you need to know about marketing.


You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
And say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One Of
your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
- That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way,
I'm fantastic in bed."
- That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
- That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
-That's a Sales Representative.


Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
- That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of
One situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!"
- That's Junk Mail.

Thought I'd share it with you
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Old 09-13-2005, 05:45 AM   #2
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Bravo!!! Better than the highschool lecture I got from my teacher.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:58 AM   #3
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LMAO!!!!

This would be me "You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
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LMAO!!!!

This would be me "You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
You are bad :P
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