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08-16-2007, 09:23 AM
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#1
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
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Morning wood
At what age does the morning wood go away?
Just wondering here.... ![Laughing](images/smilies/laugh.gif)
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08-16-2007, 09:30 AM
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#2
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Dizzybro
should edit this
Citizen X
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Mich
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never. sucks for you lol
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08-16-2007, 09:47 AM
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
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Location: Montreal
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actually.... it's not such a bad thing. ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif)
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08-16-2007, 11:18 AM
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#4
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Dizzybro
should edit this
Citizen X
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Mich
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lol i only said that cause i figured u didn't like it.
i love my morning wood. thats the first thing i say when i wake up
"GOOD MORNING WOOD ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif) "
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08-16-2007, 01:37 PM
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#5
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ScreaM
is FB's sex slave
Mama's Boy
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I'm 24 and I still get it sometimes. I hate it though. I can't pee for sometime. ![Frown](images/smilies/frown.gif)
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08-16-2007, 02:13 PM
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Cyndalie
is not it.
Marketing Director / SEO
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Definitley not after 30
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08-16-2007, 02:17 PM
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SykkBoy
should edit this
T-Shirt Whore
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I'm getting to that age where I start panicking if I don't get it...
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08-16-2007, 03:56 PM
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#8
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Quagmire
should edit this
I like to touch my peepee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: on a Farm, Ontario
Posts: 403
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Morning wood goes away in and around the time the doctor declares you dead and starts filling out the death certificate.
If it goes away earlier than that, I think I'll speed up the death process and off myself anyway.
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08-16-2007, 03:58 PM
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Quagmire
should edit this
I like to touch my peepee
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: on a Farm, Ontario
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Chris
actually.... it's not such a bad thing. ![Smilie](images/smilies/smile.gif)
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Its also a good excuse for morning sex! What better way to start out a day than with morning sex??
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08-16-2007, 04:13 PM
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#10
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Virgule3
is in love!
I shoot nekkid people
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Saguenay
Posts: 667
xBucks: 16,142
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I'm a girl...
Love it when a man wakes up hard...
Sophie.
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08-16-2007, 04:29 PM
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MediaGuy
is looking to get
webmasters nekkid
for his calendar.
Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 543
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We lose it? You mean some day I won't have to stand on my hands to take a whizz in the morning?
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08-16-2007, 04:29 PM
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#12
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Terrence
should edit this
Let it rip!
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Location: In porn land
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xBucks: 2,334
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My girlfriend does not seem to mind
Terrence
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08-16-2007, 06:06 PM
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painful
should edit this
Ecstasy
Join Date: May 2007
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I call it my alarm cock.
I think when you actually STOP having morning wood, you need to see a doctor. That is one of the things they check for when a man get Penile Erectile dysfunction. Pray to God you never stop getting morning wood. But remember, if you get it, and you talk about it too much, it means you're GAY!!!
Just kidding.
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08-16-2007, 06:07 PM
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painful
should edit this
Ecstasy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by painful
I call it my alarm cock.
I think when you actually STOP having morning wood, you need to see a doctor. That is one of the things they check for when a man get Penile Erectile dysfunction. Pray to God you never stop getting morning wood. But remember, if you get it, and you talk about it too much, it means you're GAY!!!
Just kidding.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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08-16-2007, 11:49 PM
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#15
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Panky
is the Queen of Mean
Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Montréal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Virgule3
I'm a girl...
Love it when a man wakes up hard...
Sophie.
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LOL! I couldn't agree more.
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08-17-2007, 02:50 AM
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#16
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zand_stein
should edit this
Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: USA
Posts: 277
xBucks: 280
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yup.......
i still have it........
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08-17-2007, 10:44 AM
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#17
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Panky
is the Queen of Mean
Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Montréal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zand_stein
yup.......
i still have it........
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Are you a transvestite? You told us in the other thread that your name is Clair.
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08-17-2007, 11:58 AM
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Mister E
should edit this
The voice of reason of Xnations
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Toronto
Posts: 317
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zand_stein
yup.......
i still have it........
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I AM SO CONFUSED!
I mean, I am so confused!
who/ what/ why/ how/ when/ where = YOU<------------------????Now back to the thread it never goes away, In fact I am way older than you and still have MY morning wood. At home.
In a jar.
mmmmmm
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08-18-2007, 04:24 AM
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SFS
should edit this
AdultDateCash.com
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I am 46 and still wooding along just fine in the mornings.. LOL
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08-20-2007, 06:53 AM
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ScreaM
is FB's sex slave
Mama's Boy
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Whore World
Posts: 580
xBucks: 2,863
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Panky
Are you a transvestite? You told us in the other thread that your name is Clair.
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lol Panky I was wondering the same thing.
She said her name's Claire and she is 22. I'm sure she will post saying she is a MILF tomorrow. ![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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08-20-2007, 02:46 PM
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SmokingDawn
should edit this
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My hubby is 41 and still gets it...just enjoy it Chris..lol
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08-21-2007, 12:50 AM
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Greg B
should edit this
Senior Member
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ROFL! It took me years to catch on to why so many people felt the Toy Story movies were so funny.
Woody!
Then there's a band called Morningwood and several towns called Morningwood. People keep stealing the signs.
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08-21-2007, 08:31 AM
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#23
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Evil Chris
is drinking Heineken
Clone of myself
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 12,984
xBucks: 345,405
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zand_stein
yup.......
i still have it........
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I thought you were a woman? ![Confused](images/smilies/confused.gif)
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08-21-2007, 09:09 AM
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#24
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Funbrunette
is Travelling the
world!
CORRUPTED ADMIN!!!!!
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Location: Montreal
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zand_stein
yup.......
i still have it........
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BUSTED!!!
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08-21-2007, 10:10 AM
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#25
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TheLegacy
is Bi - Sexy
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Brantford, Ontario, Canada
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fools, because they have to say something." - Plato
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08-21-2007, 01:23 PM
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#26
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thruma
is hard at work.(double
meaning)
Senior Member
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Location: Canada
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It's a pain trying to pee in the morning with it but I never want to stop having it.
I heard something to that if you stop getting it that you need to see a doctor.
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08-21-2007, 01:24 PM
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#27
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thruma
is hard at work.(double
meaning)
Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Canada
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLegacy
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Hopefully thats not a wet dream he's having.
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08-21-2007, 07:44 PM
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#28
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DonMike
is I like toast
You need Gay content
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 983
xBucks: 10,901
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08-21-2007, 07:47 PM
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#29
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sassygirl
should edit this
Black Beard Pirate
Join Date: Jun 2005
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08-22-2007, 04:33 AM
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#30
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ScreaM
is FB's sex slave
Mama's Boy
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Whore World
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xBucks: 2,863
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLegacy
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haha nice one.
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